Friday, May 4, 2007

This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Non-Pornographic Sex Scenes In Which You'd Like To Participate


Last week's first-ever KSK commenter draft was such a smashing success (one guy even did a full breakdown of it), we've decided to hold a new one every Friday morning for the rest of the offseason.

This week draft: Non-Pornographic Sex Scenes In Which You'd Like To Participate

The rules: You are not the actor in this scene. You are the character. Which means you totally get laid. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one scene, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another scene. And please, try and provide some YouTube linkage if you can find it. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate. Hopefully, it will be.

You may draft different scenes from the same movie. But again, no porn. And no softcore porn. In fact, I'm gonna limit it to R-rated movies only. That way, no one picks "Henry & June". Not that you would. Though I heard it was rather ribald.

Oh, and no picking the first sex scene from "Risky Business." That's all mine.

"Are you ready for me, Drew?"

Why yes. Yes, I am.

259 comments:

throwbot said...

If Drew gets the first scene in Risky Business, then I'm totally grabbing the sex on the CTA scene in that movie.

Jesse said...

Closer - Natalie Portman on a pole.

That's it I win.

golgi apparatus said...

angelina jolie, original sin.

Wormfather said...
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Wormfather said...

...Sex scene from Fight Club...only becuase I still dont know what the hell Tyler Durden was doing with the yellow plastic glove for cleaning stuff.

Swolestice said...

Does the R. Kelly video count?

Unsilent Majority said...

MATCH POINT!

/i win

Big Daddy Drew said...

UM, the one in the rain or the one in the apartment?

Biggus Rickus said...

Almost Famous, virginity loss scene.

Biggus Rickus said...

Hmm, I just realized that I fucked up since that's not really a sex scene. Shit.

Smello said...

The teaser in The Big Easy. I recognize they get interrupted by the phone call, but...well...that scene is so damned hot.

Redhead said...

9 1/2 Weeks - pretty much set the bar.

nerditry said...

Revenge of the Nerds, wearing the Darth Vader gear on the indoor moon bounce.

ColeTrain said...

Uma Thurman, Mad Dog and Glory... I saw this when I was a freshman in HS... still remember it vividly.

Bobtimist Prime said...

Opening scene of Jawbreaker. I'd get to be Marilyn Manson too, yar.

Patrick said...

With Salma Hayek in Desperado. Fucking Banderas

Zac said...

I going to have to take the scene with Salma Heyek in Desparado....that's a winner for the kid

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Vince Vaughn and that blonde chick in Clay Pigeons. No wait ... Joaquin Pheonix and the waitress ... wait, uhh, I think I need help.

Russ said...
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AdamAnt said...

Wild Things Neve and Denise Richards...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fime6SWsUI&NR=1

devang said...

The Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields

golgi apparatus said...

Halle Berry, Monster's Ball

and with both Angelina and Halle, I win.

David said...

Wild Things, the threesome

AdamAnt said...

opps david some dickhead picked that

5150 said...

Brokeback Mountain.

I kid, I kid. Fuck, that's bad.

NTTIAWWT

Smello said...

Pre-war sex in 300.

Please note that I also got Gerard Butler in last week's draft. That movie just keeps on giving.

David said...

DAMN IT!

Russ said...

"The only thing better then a glass of beer is T with Miss Mcgill" - Derek Sutton - Youngblood

The sex sceen with in 1986's hockey movie Youngblood, Dean Youngblood and Miss Mcgill...as a kid I was a fan of this and the one other "boob" sceen in the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzk04qd6iI0

Zac said...

My bad, my picked was stolen as I posted. I am taking Cruel Intentions, the scene when Phillipe finally nails his mark

Duke Frankencow said...

When I had sex in that motel room with Erika Eleniak in Chasers, that was pretty hot. Sure, she only seduced me so that I'd uncuff her from the bed so she could escape, but it was totally worth it...

This is the only scene I could find:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O8JbuGA8NI

BeaverFever said...

i'm geussing no one is going to pick the scene from single white female where the guy thinks he is banging his girlfriend (bridget fonda) and it turns out to be the psycho chick (jennifer jason leigh) that looks like her.

Pemulis said...

has anyone taken Straw Dogs yet?

SatanSmiling said...

The scene from End of Days where the Devil (Gabriel Byrne) has sex with mother and daughter together. Thought it would be appropriate.

Ted Valentine said...

Forrest and Jenny make a baby. Awww...In 2 seconds.

Mine is the most real. I win.

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Bateman, American Psycho, Threesome.

Yeah, I really do need help.

Chris said...

the sex scene from all the right moves. back when tom cruise was somewhat normal.

mamacita said...

The scene in Damage when Jeremy Irons fucks Juliette Binoche on the floor.

I haven't seen it in forever (15 years? Oh, fuck me, I'm old). But it made quite an impression.

The Middle Man said...

Dakota Fanning in Hounddog...

wha?

devang said...

The Devil's Advocate where Keanu Reeves blows his brains out. Granted the sex had not been technically had, but that's a pretty sweet climactic finish.

Redhead said...

Unfaithful - that french dude looked amazing (Diane Lane was a lucky girl).

throwbot said...

Out of Sight.

I'm a badass bank robber who bangs hot cop J-Lo.

lieutenant winslow said...

Kids (1995)

the final scene with Casper and Jennie


what?

Ben Conant said...

Casper and Chloe Sevigny at the end of KIDS.

yikes. Of course, I'm kind of a jerk and own a video camera, so I'm sure i could at least pull a BJ from Sevigny.

Smello said...

A History of Violence.

Angry sex on the stairs.

Ben Conant said...

wow that was weird.

golgi apparatus said...

laetitia casta, gitano


i'm sure most of you remember laetitia as a victoria's secret model. she also did some french movies where she gets nailed. highly enjoyable.

Michael said...

The scene in 'The Thomas Crown Affair' where Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo eff all over his townhouse.

Brother Joshua said...

the deleted reel in grindhouse with rose mcgowan. those missing scenes were hot, trust me.

Swolestice said...

Maude Lebowski. Enough said.

"It increases the chance of conception"

Andrew (JUhS) said...

@ben conant:

well ... Vincent Gallo did it.

Chris said...

Keanu Reaves sex scene in point break, I love me some Point Break.

Unsilent Majority said...

drew, i'm taking the bed. i love the wet grass scene but well, wet grass is wet grass.

JAMMQ said...

The sex scene with Erica Durance(Lois Lane from "Smallville") in the movie The Butterfly Effect 2.

Never scene the movie, but I've seen her . . . and she's hot!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN6PTaPMpRk

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Michael Douglas, Basic Instinct, over the armchair

John S. said...

Do I come across weird if I say The Accused?

Well, that will probably fall to free agency, so, I will let it sit.

Anyway, I take Angel Heart

"You set my soul on fire!”

Me and voodoo chick Lisa Bonetlock limbs a cayanne pepper screw on the bayou. Whether arching backward at an impossible angle or displaying her pert breasts, Bonet was hot.

Bonus: weird shots of blood cascading down walls.

Bonus 2: I get to bang a Huxtable

Andrew (JUhS) said...

@chris:

Point Break is the greatest movie ever created. Period.

Clay said...

Definitely the scene from Naked Lunch where Peter Weller is having sex with the married chick while the typewriter comes to life and starts humping everything it can until it plunges off the balcony to its death. Uh, I guess I'd be the typewriter.

David said...

not sure if this counts, but in Road Trip when Josh nails Beth and tapes it.

i loves me some Amy Smart

Pemulis said...

Witness. Kelly McGillis

Burnsy said...

Middle man totally snagged my pick. I spent too much time on IMDB looking up the name of that damn movie.

Smello, do you also get Maria Bello's monster bush with that pick?

I take any scene from Blown Away. The good one. Not the crappy Tommy Lee Jones one.

AdamAnt said...

@smello was just gonna pick that


Rachel Weisz in the Constant Gardener

The Middle Man said...

Elizabeth Shue in the hotel room in Leaving Las Vegas.

huh?

devang said...

Kim Basinger in one of the James Bond movies. I forget which one, so fuck off.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Andrew (JUhS), you fucker. That was #2 on my board and I was in a meeting.

I'll go with the watermelon scene in "Blaze". Totally underrated film.

golgi apparatus said...

with my fourth pick in the draft, I select my second angelina jolie scene, from taking lives.

now i get to nail her twice. yessssssssssssssssssssss

Enrique said...

Anchorman: Take me to Pleasure Town!

Chris said...

Brad and Angie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The scene in Columbia when they first meet. I hold out hope that she is a freak in bed.

Bitch Victim said...

The Firm - Tom Cruise helping the girl on the beach, then nailing her.

Don't You Judge Me said...

Redhead stole my pick of Unfaithful - but she got it backwards, that DUDE was lucky.

So I'll pick Jennifer Connolly in "Inventing the Abbotts" - horrible chick-flick, but it's worth fast-forwarding through.

yes, I loves me the big tittays.

John S. said...

Boogie Nights.

Scene with Julienne Moore.

“I want you to come in me. It’s OK, I’m fixed.”

Andrew (JUhS) said...

@BDD:

Sorry dude ... I got nothing going on in the office today.

Enrique said...

Second Pick: Requiem For A Dream .... Ass to Ass!!

David said...

i'll take jennifer connolly and the other chick as the dildo in the dildo show scene in Requiem for a Dream

Mark said...

Rosie O'donnel in exit to eden with dan ackroyd.

I kid I kid. But I've taken Rosie two weeks straight now. I need some help

David said...

damn you enrique!!!

Ted Valentine said...

Vacation. Clark gets to swim naked with Christie Brinkley when she was the hottest thing on earth and then get make up sex with a very MILFish Ellen.

Oh yeah.

Brother Joshua said...

since um took the apartment scene, i'm grabbing the wet grass scene. drew never took it before.

Smello said...

@Burnsy - I was a bit more focused on Viggo's fine, fine ass. However, if I could look as awesome as Ms. Bello did in the cheerleader outfit, I'd accept all parts.

With my 4th pick, the first sex scene with Johnny & Baby in Dirty Dancing. That scene left a permanent mark on my young brain.

Biggus Rickus said...

Rising Sun, Asian dude choking the blond hottie at the beginning of the movie. Does that mean I like the idea of misogynistic murders during sex? Yes. Yes it does.

AdamAnt said...

Kate Beckinsale- Underworld Evolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LdBVzlW5s

Redhead said...
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JAMMQ said...

T
he sex scene from A History of Violence where the MILF comes out in the cheerleader outfit.

That's hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiy8Tm-gVzs

golgi apparatus said...

With my 5th pick in the draft, I will take Heather Graham from Killing Me Softly. the one where they are by a fire and she has this scarves kinda choking her. kinky.

devang said...

Sleeper pick. And by sleeper I mean totally sick.

Harvey Keitel in the Piano.

WV - uuafg

Phishisgr8 said...

Deniro banging Bridget Fonda in "Jackie Brown".
"You wanna Fuck?"
"Sure."
Bends her over the kitchen counter.
Finishes and moves on with his day. That's a fucking man.
No link to that scene, but you creeps who like feet can oogle Fonda's here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2IHiGPJbo

mamacita said...

No, that was MY scene in Basic Instinct, Drew. I should have picked that first -- it's not like anybody else saw Damage. I'll never get the hang of this.

So maybe I'll take John Malkovich + (barely legal) Uma Thurman in Dangerous Liaisons. Not so much for John Malkovich as for Uma Thurman's tits.

Ben Conant said...

McKinley and Ben-Wet Hot American Summer.

Higher...Higher!

Burnsy said...

Are there any sex scenes in Schindler's List?

I select the Tom and Kelly Preston scene in Jerry Maguire.

SlickBomb said...

Anyone remember the sex scene in Havoc?

One ticket to hell, please!

David said...

since my last pick was stolen from right under me, i'll go with the sex scene between Dolph Lundgren and Tia Carrere in Showdown in Little Tokyo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=67yC3HnT7nI (just the trailer)

Don't You Judge Me said...

for my 2nd pick, Alyssa Milano - "Embrace of the Vampire"

you can find clips anywhere

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Ben Chaplin's character in Birthday Girl.

Nicole Kidman (playing a Russian bride) tied to the bed. I believe that just about does it.

Big Daddy Drew said...

I'd take hitting Lacey Underall in "Caddyshack".

While stoned!

JAMMQ said...

Here's the link the to the Lois Lane sex scene from Butterfly Effect 2.

Fuckin' hot!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xsANyaj53o&mode=related&search=

John S. said...

Color of Night

This is the male equivalent of "Ice Castles" or "Love Story".

In an insatiable pixie topples into a pool with me, then enjoys some doggy-style action in my boudoir. Then, still naked, she cooks me a steak. Then, after that, she serves dessert in the shower.

Horrible movie. Great scene.

Rob I said...

Little Children

I'm Patrick Wilson, she's Kate Winslet and we're banging in the laundry room.

devang said...

@bdd

fuckity fuck fuck

Bitch Victim said...

Hayden Christensen doing Sienna Miller in The Factory - They said it wasn't real, but you just gotta wonder...

Biggus Rickus said...

Didn't see it taken, so my third (actually second since I fucked up the first in a trading away my first round pick next year for Brady Fucking Quinn kinda way) pick is the sex scene between the sniper and Russian chick in Enemy at the Gates. Sex when surrounded by death has to be pretty fucking life affirming.

Ted Valentine said...

Top Gun. Goose and his wife (played by Meg Ryan before she was played out). You know that was some of the best sex ever had because:

1) She beckons him with "Goose you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."

and

2) Goose dies like the next day. It would only be right for Goose to get the lay of the millennium since the gods took him away. Karma and all that.

John S. said...

Damn you Rickus!!!!

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Redhead said...

The Notebook - I know, kind of a girl movie, but the scene after they were caught in the rain was hot.

Don't You Judge Me said...

Gina Gershon / Jennifer Tilly - Bound.

NSFW clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMTW9Q0lQxk

The Middle Man said...

Juliette Lewis in The Other Sister

::cringe::

Chris said...

Keanu and Sandra - the sex scene at the end of speed.

"Cans, there just Cans"

Burnsy said...

Katie Holmes in Thank You For Smoking. I'm on a Scientology tear today.

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Jake Gyllenhaal fucking Jennifer Aniston in The Good Girl.

Just cause it's Jennifer Aniston. Why not.

golgi apparatus said...

With my sixth pick of the draft, I select Jessica Alba in the Sleeping Dictionary. There is a sex scene, although a body double was used. But according to drew's rules, I would nail her character. goddamn, I rule.

cbert said...

I am going with the scene from "Sliver" where (???) Baldwin takes Sharon Stone from behind after she gives him her panties at the restaurant.

Wow. I have to go the bathroom now. I will be back in about 5 minutes.

David said...

the mom from the gilmore girls in the car in Bad Santa

Brother Joshua said...

rickus, you stole my pick. screw you.

throwbot said...

Lauren Graham in Bad Santa.

"Fuck me santa, fuck me santa..."

John S. said...

Cat People

The one where Nastassja Kinski is tied up on the bed so as to prevent her from slicing me like a ginsu with her claws.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Faye Dunaway humping William Holden while discussing TV business in Network. She orgasms, then immediately starts griping about NBC's daytim e programming. Fuck cuddling.

She is all-business up top, and a party down below.

throwbot said...

fucking A, david.

Brother Joshua said...

david, that's a real solid pick.

Clayton said...

I'm splitting up the Blown Away scenes. I will take this one (NSFW): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/132904/nicole_eggert


You can have the one on the bear skin rug. Nicole didn't really seem that into it.

Bonus Nicole. Very safe for work, unless you have something against Willie Ames:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ2pQ0YF_ak

Damn you redhead for stealing my second pick. Oh, Rachel McAdams...

Unsilent Majority said...

Secretary

/I win again

Biggus Rickus said...

With number 4 (3) I take strip croquet with a young, hot, non-thieving Winona Ryder in Heathers.

devang said...

John Cusack and Iben Hjejle in High Fidelity in the car after her dad's funeral. "I knew I wore skirt for a reason".

Pemulis said...

isla fischer, wedding crashers

Sean said...

wow am I late--

I'm taking Ms. Jolie in Mr. and mrs. Smith

Burnsy said...

The "I got more booty" scene from Half Baked. It just looked so damn freaky.

Rob I said...

Gangs of New York

Some good ol' fashioned nineteenth century Cameron Diaz bangin'

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Gael Garcia Bernal and the cancer chick in Y Tu Mama Tambien, in the car.

I'll take that as a value pick over the car fuck scene in Bad Santa.

devang said...

nice pick Rob

Smello said...

Crank.

Ummm...yeah, all of Chinatown is watching, but it's Jason Statham people.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Ray Allen nailing the campus groupies (played by two porn stars) in "He Got Game"

JAMMQ said...

Speaking of Nastasha's, Nastasha Henstridge in "Species." If you gotta go, it might as well be at the hands of a hybrid space alien who covets your semen.

No linkage for the clip, but there is linkage to Henstridge's classic tv series "She Spies"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZrM5VboGvY

Sean said...

I'm also going with the marionettes in "Team America"

Josh said...

Because I got here late, my first pick is Kim Cattrall in Porky's. I'd get to make her squeal.

Don't You Judge Me said...

Sherilyn Fenn in Two Moon Junction

Chris said...

@sean scroll on up buddy, sorry


I will take the sex scene from Out Cold between the man and the jacuzzi. Don't lie you all have thought about it.

The Magnificent Eeyore said...

Roadhouse - When Dalton nails the doc WHILE eye-fucking her.

Brother Joshua said...

the girl who turns into some kind of monster in the back of marlon wayans' mail van in don't be a menace...

come on, how has nobody picked that one yet?

JoSCh said...

I'm not too late to snag Deliverance am I?

Redhead said...

Wait a second, has anyone chosen Bull Durham - with the tub/painting toenails/sex on the kitchen table? If not, I'm taking it.

John S. said...

Name of the Rose

Kitchen scene.

Something drity about being an acolyte in the middle ages and taking advantage of a peasant girl just looking for some food. It does not hurt that the girl is Valentina Vargas too.

golgi apparatus said...

with my 7th pick, I take Madonna from Body of Evidence. Hells yeah.

Rob I said...

The Man Who Wasn't There

I'm driving Birdy Abundas (a young and nubile ScarJo) home, she starts to give me a handie, and I swerve off the road putting us both in the hospital.

HOTT!

Burnsy said...

I'm still waiting for someone to pick the nightclub-turned-orgy from Rockstar. Or the Crying Game.

I pick the Mallrats elevator scene.

JAMMQ said...

Kim Basinger in the trailer on the coach in the beginning of Eight Mile.

Got MILF?

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Again, Gael Garcia Bernal in El Crimen del Padre Amaro.

A priest fucking a hot Mexican chick dressed as the virgin mary? Hell yes.

I may not be winning, but I have to be high up there.

Don't You Judge Me said...

Elle Macpherson - Water scene from Sirens

mamacita said...

Hey, where the hell are Caveman and flubby? Should we be collecting bail money for a Mexican jail or something?

The Middle Man said...

The hooker in the hotel in Seven

to review
1. rape
2. rape
3. retard sex
4. i don't know, but it wasn't pretty.

I think I may have misread the directions.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Annette Bening in American Beauty: "Fuck me, Your Majesty!"

Who wouldn't want to be called "Your Majesty" during sex?

That's HAWWWWT. I also very much like the scene where she's vacuuming the open house in her slip and stockings. Total MILF material.

Chris said...

The scene from Forest Gump where the mom fucks the principle to get him into school. Minus the weird noises that dude made.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Orgy scene from "Eyes Wide Shut"

Value pick. The password is Fidelio.

Clayton said...

I'll take Kristy Swanson in The Chase. Car sex. Awesome.

Couldn't find a clip, but I did find this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=njeLxHfV2Rc

steve said...

Definitely be the guy in the limo scene with Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door.

I also trade my next week's first rounder and second rounders to be Luke Wilson with Elisha Cuthbert in Old School.

Mastodon said...

Second pick - Jessica Biel in the Illusionist.

yes, there was nothing in the scene, but I can't think of another movie where you get to get her naked.

Rob I said...

Weekend at Bernie's

Yeah, I'm dead but I've got a raging hard-on that just won't quit!

Biggus Rickus said...

I choose with 5 (4) the gorilla fucking the evil detective guy in Trading Places. That's my meting out justice pick.

devang said...

speaking of dead. Clerks.

Jason said...

Marlon Brando/Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris, FTW.

Stick of butter, anyone?

Andrew (JUhS) said...

Oh dear god, I can't believe no one picked this ...

The lesbian scene in Mulholland Drive.

I'll just be the sheets. Whatever. Fuck it, I'll be one of the women.

Ben Conant said...

Vanderbeek and Biel in Rules Of Attraction. He's high and staring at a picture of Shannon Sossamon.

Andrew (JUhS) said...

jason, spectacular pick

Brave Sir Robin said...

The sex scene between the fucked up surfer dude in Apocalypse Now and the Playboy playmate. I get to fuck a playmate and I don't die at the end.

FFJewbacca said...

Apparently I must have traded down to the 27th round or something.

I take the Wild Orchid Carre Otis-Mickey Rourke scene when they finally hook up.

Jason said...

Thanks, andrew! That scene wouldn't have been the same with margarine.

Rob I said...

Awkward and sweaty backseat sex with Ione Skye in Say Anything.

Mostly because all the sex I have is awkward and sweaty.

John S. said...

jewbacca.

I took it already

Vanilla said...

How do I copy this over to my Netflix queue?

John S. said...

Actually... I didn't. I tried posting it and it did not go through.

Damn it!

Clayton said...

Poolside, Poison Ivy 3.

This is the very short version. I couldn't find the version where she pours the champagne on herself.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LRS2QVoxc

big skinny said...

Piggyback pick, I'll take Amy Smart in front of all the people in China! F and yeah

FFJewbacca said...

Sorry 'bout that John.

Clayton said...

Swanson/Sheen clip from The Chase. Tamer than I remember:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6mnzCU3arzM&mode=related&search=

Smello said...

Sorry, big skinny - I'll already get to do Jason Statham in front of a crowd.

@Rob I - if you're not sweaty, I'm not sure you're doing it right.

Die Another Day - first sex scene between Bond & Jinx. I get to be Halle Berry. I get to have sex with Bond. And I get to leave in the morning without having to talk to him.

BOB D said...

I'm going to take the bj "blow it in the beer cup" scene in American Pie for two reasons: 1. that was before tara reid was (publicly) crazy; and 2. getting a bj back in high school was a magical thing...hell, it's still a rather significant moment...but those were special times.

Biggus Rickus said...

Hmm, does the implied sex in the bar between Ricky Bobby and Amy Adams count? If so, I'm snatching that up.

WV: ahzod, which I imagine the superchick from Superman II said quite often. Kneel before Zod indeed.

Slash said...

I was gonna pick the Bad Santa one, just as a joke, because BBT does nothing for me...

So... the sex with the blind guy scene in Sirens. Hotness.

LegalKnievel said...

Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky's "Confusion Fuck"...

"HOORAY, I'm in Penelope Cruz! Wait, no... that feels like Cameron Diaz... err... uhh... shit, now I gotsta kill this chameleoned temptress."

frier01 said...

Hey, I'm new here, and I think I read through most of them, but I am going to pick late and take the scene from Election with Reece Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick

Biggus Rickus said...

"Her pussy gets soo wet."

Bama said...

Conan and the succubus in Conan the Barbarian.

Arnold in his prime, banging a hot and dirty witch on the floor of her hut, then kicking the shit out of her when she turns into a demon afterword.

LadyAndrea said...

I think we're far enough along that I can take a couple. I'm going to either way.

The "know how to whistle" scene from "To Have and Have Not"

Hood of the car, Poison Ivy.

In the pool with Neve Campbell, Wild Things (I'm assuming Adamant took the threesome)

3SW said...

I'm coming to the game late, but I have to pick the 2005 "Amityville Horror." I get to be Melissa George in any scene involving Ryan Reynolds. Couldn't find a naughty pic, but here he is working in the yard...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_amityville_horror/ryan_reynolds/amityville4.jpg

White Silk said...

First time poster:

Goin' with me as Agent 007 hittin' the original Bond girl, Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) after taking down Dr. No.

Since I'm pickin' this late in the draft, I'm gonna assert my presence in Round 2 and stick with the 007 theme and now hit the barn grass with Pussy Galore in "Goldfinger"

"That'll do pig, that'll do"

BigTDog said...

Body Heat (William Hurt and Kathleen Turner -- probably NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkn47Ga7f0w


Sea of Love (Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin)

Smello said...

Tom Cruise & Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.

Take my breath away indeed.

Julia said...

I'm taking the sex scene montage from Shakespeare in Love, only so I can fuck Joseph Fiennes for hours on end.

Mr Furious said...

Anybody call Rebecca Romjin and Banderas in "Femme Fatale"?

MDG said...

Matt Damon and Kristin Kreuk in Eurotrip. Why? Cause Scotty doesn't know.

Ethan Stanislawski said...

In honor of ruining the dreams of Harry Potter fans everywhere, I'll take the sex scene from Equus

Smurftastic said...

Even though they didn't actually completely go through with it... Casino Royale where he's w/ the married chick who eventually gets killed in the hammock. No awkward day after w/ that... and I'd get to do Bond. And Daniel Craig. Excellent.

LegalKnievel said...

The "Beer Can Stoning" of Carl Lee's daughter Tonya in A Time To Kill

Swolestice said...

Elizabeth Shue in "Cocktail".

Tom Cruise has been involved in at least 5 selections in this draft... no wonder he's gay.

Rob I said...

Ultimate sleeper pick:

Sleeper

Gimme the Orgasmatron EVERY day of the week.

Clayton said...

Lots of value picks this late in the draft. I'm going with Kelly Preston in Mischief. If pressed, I'll go with the scene in her bedroom.

To recap, so far I have Nicole Eggert, Kristy Swanson, early Jamie Pressly and very early, smoking fastball Kelly Preston. I am both dated and victorious. Where's Mel to give me an A+?

Raman said...

Very Bad Things ... the sex with the hooker in the bathroom. Hey, she was alive when he *started* ...

josh said...

The scene where Swayze bangs Kelly Lynch standing up in Road House. Just 'cause I'd be Dalton and could rip some fruitcake a-hole's throat.

Then I would be nice until it was time not to be nice.

josh said...

Okay, if my scene was taken then I'm going to be the bouncer that gives the doggy to the girl at the Double Deuce, just so I can say "You're my regular Saturday night thing."

"But I was on my break!"

Ken Dynamo said...

Ben Conant - i think mckinely needs to experience the ultimate, and i think you know what i'm talking about.

yeah dude, penis and vagina.

no dickhead, sex.

Couldn't find a clip of gene humping the fridge but this probably has the most classic autofellatio line in all of cinema.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fspvX1j1CqI

big skinny said...

How about the hummer scene in Swordfish. Talk about pressure. Crack a code while getting dome from that blonde or die. I'll take my chances. "she's very good, isn't she?" Indeed

Ethan Stanislawski said...

I need a light-hearted scene to balance out the fucked-upness of my first pick. I was going to go with the rip/lick my stockings scene in Lost in Translation, but I decided to go with the safer pick: Peter Boyle and Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein

KillBillWirtz said...

Bram Stoker's Dracula, the blanketed room with Keanu Reeves getting fucked by Monica Bellucci and two other hot vampires.