Friday, May 18, 2007

No Gnews Is Good Gnews When A Gnoddamn Crocodile Is Gnawing On Your Gnuts

Gary Gnu, meet Crocky. Crocky, eat Gary Gnu.



Stick around for a very special cheerleader post later today from UM.

16 comments:

BeaverFever said...

wow, i'm calling bullshit on this post thanks to fact that i now have that shitty theme song from the great space coaster stuck in my head.

Shan said...

That song made me want to play chrono trigger again. and the violence wasnt that great, i would rather watch mike vicks turtle again

Captain Caveman said...

That was all artistic and shit.

That croc had better tackling skills than most players on the Chiefs.

SlickBomb said...

@ Shan:

Chrono Trigger is one of the best games of all time.

Btw, UM, I think Dr. Z is calling your ass out again with the Art Monk-age.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/dr_z/05/17/vick.to/2.html

Unsilent Majority said...

I fucking hate that old douchebag. It's always the same motherfucking shit from Z. I'm quite sure he's never actually seen Art Monk's game film.

SlickBomb said...

@ UM.

Bwahaha. That made my morning. I knew Z had you at "Eight Yard Hook."

I would have shot you an e-mail, but I respect my boss' gangsta.

College Wolf said...

I was hoping for some real blood and guts action.

Slightly disappointed.

No more artsy shit please, need more destruction and violence next time. Thanks Drew.

Wormfather said...

...wern't those wildabeasts?

LadyAndrea said...

Hey, BDD, how was the snake video I sent you? I was too scared to watch it. Was it violent enough?

JSwerdy said...

BDD- i know you guys love animal violence, so check out this bad boy on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

its long, but a) the croc comes out of nowhere to join the threesome, b) the cape buffalo enact some nasty revenge on the lions

it can be searched for on youtube under "battle at kruger"

Awful Chief said...

no video for this, but any story about a good gorilla rampage is worth the read.

bon weekend!

Proinsias Cassidy said...

@ shan and slickbomb-

I totally agree with Chrono Trigger as one of the greatest video games EVAR. However, this sounds like the song that plays at the beginning (the intro FMV) of CTs kind-of sequel, Chrono Cross.

mcbolger said...

that song is from chrono cross. it's the opening theme song. i actually have the soundtrack somewhere.

J Money said...

So you guys noticed that Lake Placid's been showing on AMC lately, too, huh?

TheNaturalMevs said...

hahahahahaha! the music just kills me

LegalKnievel said...

Yanni licks my sweaty ass crack.