Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Presenting The Pistol Shrimp. Any Resemblance To Dave Meggett Is Strictly Coincidental



That's no ordinary shrimp! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!

24 comments:

Matt said...

Just what I needed after the holiday weekend...animal snuff porn and the "kill kill kill" tag.

God bless you, BDD.

lieutenant winslow said...

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!

you mean aside from Ann Coulter, right?

Burnsy said...

I was attacked by violent crabs once.

sledgod said...

Smaller than his relatives, good lateral movement, got a pistol for an arm...ladies and gentlemen, the Marcus Vick of the ocean.

BeaverFever said...

pistols don't kill prey, pistol shrimp do.

i fully support the pistol shrimp's second amendment rights.

Grimey said...

Tank Johnson wants one.

big skinny said...

That shrimp ain't even bullshittin

CSG said...

If we outlaw pistol shrimp, only outlaws will have pistol shrimp.

Wormfather said...

@Burnsy...no, crabs you went to the clinic for dont count.

@Bever :golf clap:

BeaverFever said...

thanks wormfather, and i think they make shampoo for those crabs burnsy was talking about.

John S. said...

I would have preferred the actual sound to the faux gun sound in the clip.

Raskolnikov said...

That's how I met wives 1 through 189.

Chamomiles Davis said...

I knew this secretary chick who used to crack her chewing gum repeatedly. It was extremely effective at pissing off everyone within a 15-foot radius.

Greg Schuler said...

What does he do, nibble your bum?

Chamomiles Davis said...

"Yeah, try to dip ME in cocktail sauce, fuckers!"

TheNaturalMevs said...

"LOOOK at that little Meggett' run!" -- Berman

The Pirate Sloth said...

Can you get those little fuckers as pets? That would make for some fantastic Friday night Vick-style fight gambling.

Bloof said...

I'm going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.

surt2k said...

It shoots bursting bubbles the temperature of the sun?
That is one bad ass shrimp.

HoneyNut said...

So, why did they mix in slo-mo video of conception into the middle of this thing?

Oh, I get it.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Bloof, there's something wrong with you. Thats why I like ya.


word verif: psabqn
This is what the shrimp says in a Street Fighter kind of effect when shooting this sonic blast.

Harry said...

Pirate--

The fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I've had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.

They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.

http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/randalls-pistol-shrimp---alpheus-randalli-inverts--shrimp.html

http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/pistol-shrimp--assorted----alpheus-or-synalpheus-sp-inverts--shrimp.html

Raskolnikov said...

Tank Johnson can't own these.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I know what I want for Xmas!

Everyone can come to Seattle for some underground sea life gambling.