Presenting The Pistol Shrimp. Any Resemblance To Dave Meggett Is Strictly Coincidental
That's no ordinary shrimp! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
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Just what I needed after the holiday weekend...animal snuff porn and the "kill kill kill" tag.
God bless you, BDD.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
you mean aside from Ann Coulter, right?
I was attacked by violent crabs once.
Smaller than his relatives, good lateral movement, got a pistol for an arm...ladies and gentlemen, the Marcus Vick of the ocean.
pistols don't kill prey, pistol shrimp do.
i fully support the pistol shrimp's second amendment rights.
Tank Johnson wants one.
That shrimp ain't even bullshittin
If we outlaw pistol shrimp, only outlaws will have pistol shrimp.
@Burnsy...no, crabs you went to the clinic for dont count.
@Bever :golf clap:
thanks wormfather, and i think they make shampoo for those crabs burnsy was talking about.
I would have preferred the actual sound to the faux gun sound in the clip.
That's how I met wives 1 through 189.
I knew this secretary chick who used to crack her chewing gum repeatedly. It was extremely effective at pissing off everyone within a 15-foot radius.
What does he do, nibble your bum?
"Yeah, try to dip ME in cocktail sauce, fuckers!"
"LOOOK at that little Meggett' run!" -- Berman
Can you get those little fuckers as pets? That would make for some fantastic Friday night Vick-style fight gambling.
I'm going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.
It shoots bursting bubbles the temperature of the sun?
That is one bad ass shrimp.
So, why did they mix in slo-mo video of conception into the middle of this thing?
Oh, I get it.
Bloof, there's something wrong with you. Thats why I like ya.
word verif: psabqn
This is what the shrimp says in a Street Fighter kind of effect when shooting this sonic blast.
Pirate--
The fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I've had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.
They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/randalls-pistol-shrimp---alpheus-randalli-inverts--shrimp.html
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/pistol-shrimp--assorted----alpheus-or-synalpheus-sp-inverts--shrimp.html
Tank Johnson can't own these.
I know what I want for Xmas!
Everyone can come to Seattle for some underground sea life gambling.
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