I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
Kevin, you dream the dreams of America. But you don't take it quite far enough; there's one thing missing.
Now you're on the trolley!
We all know that cheerleaders make everything better, so why should a trip to the beach be any different? Just imagine you're on the run from the law a well-deserved vacation in the paradise of Punta Cana, DR (Spanish for The Island of Dr. Moreau) when the ultimate gaggle of pussy start traipsing through the virginal sand .
Professional cheerleaders are shooting their team calendar and you are given a front row seat. What do you do? What do you do? Well if that team is the New England Patriots and you're a Masshole I guess this is the answer...
Yep, that looks about right. Odds he got laid...5.9736×1024/1.
So this weekend while you're hiding from the rain and/or your mother (oh sweet merciful Yaweh) just think, you could have been chillin' in the DR with some of the hottest women to ever don the spankie. Instead of chatting up your mom you could be oiling up some ass.
Enjoy your weekend everybody, I'm going to the beach in case some cheerleaders need a dedicated towel boy.
Gotta support the team.
photo's courtesy of Boston.com
Because NBC screwed us out of Jenna Fischer in a two-piece I've decided to add a little something extra to this week's cheerleader fix. Enjoy this spread of Jenna at her best.
Yeah, that's the good shit.
27 comments:
Great Office reference...poor Toby never got to see Pam in her two-piece.
"I thought I was going to die...on beach day."
Huh, masshole's odds were just shy of a mole to one.
Ha! Who said that shit's not applicable in real life!?!
Beach day was pure comedy at its best. Too bad Dwight survived with only 2nd degree burns. Would have been nice to see him spontaeously combust.
I wonder if Andy's still floating around in the dark.
Nice cheerleader shots BTW. I didn't know the Paahts had any good looking lassies on their squad.
Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs.
Toby didn't miss out on anything, I was sure that we were at least going to get to see Pam in her two piece.
vanilla: one of the greatest injustices in history... Pam should have been giving her little speech in a little spaghetti strap number, maybe some thongage would have been in order...
I've done all I can
I don't use the word "hero" lightly. But you, UM, may well be the greatest hero in American history.
My freakin DVR cut off the end of that episode. Can someone tell me what happened after Pam gave her little speech?
rar - nothing. They showed them all singing the Flintstones on the way to the beach.
Screw you man I was being serious I love that show lol...
They were already on the beach so I know your fuckin with me! :)
@rar
No, they really did show everyone singing the Flintstones theme song on the way to the beach.
So, there was nothing after Pam's speech and Michael said, "I'm really looking for someone with Sales experience?" Nothing after that?
Yeah, I don't get it. There are at least a dozen women as attractive as Jenna Fischer (and women in Miami, L.A. and Las Vegas who are far more attractive ) in every office park in the country. Buy a few margaritas at TGIFriday's next week, take home one of the 15 secretaries who are there for happy hour and you can pretend you've banged a starlet.
Jenna Fischer is most definitely "Miss Underrated" when it comes (pun intended) to Hollywood beauty. Outstanding work Unsilent, Outstanding.
Best. Update. Evah!
i too waited the entire episode for Pam in the 2-piece. thanks for the pics UM, especially the last one
There were about 20 people from my hometown in the DR last week while that photoshoot was going on.
One of my friends told me that it was a horrible time to have taken his girlfriend down there with him.
They walked out early one morning and one of the cheerleaders was on all fours, and the photographer was urging her to get her ass higher in the air. Great story.
Any man who appreciates Jenna Fischer and The Office is alright in my book. Fantastic work.
so emily, which one are you?
Speaking of chick flicks I liked quite a bit, I recommend Waitress, a neat little fairy tale about a likeable waitress, Keri Russell. Excellent actress, by the way. Lots of good life lessons in there.
- Peter King.
That's a real quote, by the way, thrown in at the end of his latest mediocre SI column. For someone with a high level of access to NFL personnel, he breaks astoundingly little news and throws in too many puff pieces.
Hello???
Anyone home?
[taps monitor]
Is this thing on?
[looks at watch]
huh...[scrolls down to pics of Jenna Fischer...]
Great update. More Jenna Fischer always..
Anyone know what that last picture is from?
Blades of Glory. They tart her up to seduce Will Ferrell.
Gotta love Jenna Fischer. I can talk about her being hot and the fiancee' doesn't get mad. Now, had that been Mariah Carey, we'd be splitting up the belongings and assigning visitation for the pets.
josh, i'm in the same boat.
Now if only I could find a way to move my offic desktop to an isolated bathroom stall...
I'm the one on the far right. Yes, I grew into the ears and no, I'm not still rocking the bangs with a giant cowlick.
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