Thursday, September 28, 2006

Steve Irwin Memorial Meast of the Week - Week 3

This week's meast is no surprise. It's the Carolina Panthers defense, which I again remind you hit the spleen out of Chris Simms, which is badass.

Of course, losing one's spleen isn't a time for joking. You have to be sensitive when someone gets the shit kicked out of them so thoroughly, or when someone may or may not have committed suicide, or when Bill Simmons hosts a chat. Or maybe everything is just fun and games with you people. Well, there's nothing funny about life! The Kids in the Hall taught us that:

Life is short
Life is shit
And soon, it will be OVER!

Then again, there is this clip of Norm MacDonald making fun of the Crocodile Hunter dying:


Unsilent Majority said...


Gentlewhoadie Apt One said...

i am totally blown away that anybody asks norm macdonald what he thinks about anything anymore.

Unsilent Majority said...

he thinks oj did it

JoSCh said...

I don't care for the tone of this post, it's far too lighthearted about serious issues. But congratulations on becoming relevant in the serious world of sportsblogging. Hi Bill Simmons.

Where the fuck is the Jesus/Alexander post?

Unsilent Majority said...

we'd write about jesus's magic powers if only you know...they fixed his foot.

in the meantime i'll be starting michael robinson at rb this week

MoonshineMike said...

God Bless our Plucky Canadian Brethern!

Angelos said...

Norm rocks.

That is all.

Angelos said...

BTW, the "Carl Monday" piece is on the Daily Show tonight.

Jason Jones rocks too.

Angelos said...

My wife is asleep.

Where is Carl Monday when I need him?