Life It Seems To Fade Away...
In case you weren't already aware, Cowboys wideout Terrell Owens has apparently tried to kill himself. Is it fair to make fun of a man who may be in his darkest hour and in need of serious mental counseling?
I say yup.
TO has long been someone who desperately desires attention, negative or otherwise. So I think TO (who is not dead) would have wanted it this way, with people brutally flaying him with rapturous glee. That way, other people can step in and say, "Hey, he's a person too, assbag!", thus causing TO be viewed in a highly sympathetic light, leading up to Pontius Pilate's swift execution order.
In other words, we at KSK plan on giving TO exactly what he wants. Stay tuned today for our numerous theories on why TO decided to try and half-assedly knock himself off. Seriously, has anyone died from attempting suicide by ingesting pills (cue random commenter who has a loved one that actually did)? TO didn't want to die. He just wanted a $5 million advance for his memoirs. What a tactician.
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Well, he upstaged the Katrina victims.
"Getcha popcorn ready."
Guess his request to be on next season's dancing with the stars got rejected......Cue Terry Bradshaw staging an intervention with Michael Irving.
What T.O. calls a suicide attempt, Brett Farve calls 'breakfast'.
Too soon? Sorry, Brett.
We need to get Big Jim a DS comment invite.
This was a better attempt than last time when he tried to drown himself in flaxseed oil
My theory is he finally went off the deep end when he saw yesterday on Cold Pizza how much Skip Bayless hated him when argued with the big guy from Green Mile. I would never disagree with anything against that guy.
"I say yup"
Nearly needed to clean coffee off my keyboard after that one.
So how long until the Lifetime Channel airs The Terrell Owens Story?
"Cannonball, cannonball coming."
T.O. tried to committ suicide? I had no idea he was Tony Dungy's son.
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