Thursday, September 7, 2006

Kickoff Bukkake - One Yard of Awkwardness With: Diddy


Tonight, the NFL regales you with a kickoff show that you will almost certainly ignore in favor of eating dinner. Your musical guests are Cassie, Rascal Flatts (which, to me, is the exact opposite of a porn star name), and Diddy. I had a chance earlier today to speak with Diddy live HERE IN PITTSBURGH.

Big Daddy Drew: Diddy, thanks for taking the time to join us.
Diddy: No problem.

Drew: Are you amazed by how much your life and career have prospered since you had Biggie murdered?
Diddy: This interview is over.

15 comments:

Mayor McRib said...

Over just like Diddys career.
I hope he wears the Football or Die Shirt

Anonymous said...

Beautiful.

PUNTE said...

Sweet and short.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you guys have equaled this entire blogs total output in one day. Impressive.

Landru said...

You people should really be giving out free towels and shit. This is getting messy.

Ravi Mangla said...

HAHAHA

the opposite of rascal flatts...angel curves

Unsilent Majority said...

oh...my...god

Anonymous said...

I bow at your feet. The elegance, the parsimony ...

Anonymous said...

Funny, but unfortunately Diddy is in Miami with the rest of the rap/hip hop/ r&b or whatever the hell style it is. Apparently they don't want the races intermingling from the Rascal Flats and the Diddy shows. That and Diddy is none too impressed by the poon in Pittsburgh.

Anonymous said...

can't stop...won't stop...

you should have brought him the breast milk of a cambodian immigrant.

it's the finest of that breast milks!

Anonymous said...

Watch your back BDD. You don't piss Diddy off and get away with it.

Anonymous said...

Genius.

Anonymous said...

Notice how Puffy/Diddy/Whomever's career has faded since he lost Jennifer Lopez? And Affleck hasn't done much either since they split up?

It's the crazy Puerto Rican Ass, ladies and gentlemen. It's got absurd powers. Affleck taps it in a Music Video and before you can say "my hump," his career is gone. Hell, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Jennifer Lopez, Flygirl, was responsible for Tupac.

Remember, as they say with Spider-Man: With Great Power comes Great Responsibility.

Unknown said...

I nearly spit tea on my keyboard.
Thanks.

TheBigO said...

Adonis,

If that's the case then imagine what kind of havoc Vida Guerra or Keyra Augustina could wreak on the world.