Tuesday, September 19, 2006

If mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person, then what the hell is Cotchery?

As long as the rather surprising Chad Pennington comeback rolls on, Jerricho Cotchery appears to be a solid fantasy football pick up-- particularly for those of us who are losing Terrell Owens for several weeks. In two games, Cotchery has 186 yards on 12 receptions and a touchdown. Plus we get a giddly little thrill from saying "Cotchery." Cotchery, Cotchery, Cotchery.

Joe Buck: "Aaron Brooks is really taking his time getting up off the turf."

Troy Aikman (wincing at replay): "I think Ed Reed gave him a shot straight to the Cotchery."

4 comments:

the dude said...

First person to say "He took his Cotchery straight to her Rumph" gets a wooden nickel.

Canadian Bobsled Champ said...

The only proper place to put a cotchery is in the meast. Anything else is forbidden by the scriptures

Claude Balls said...

When did Joe Buck and Troy Aikman start calling AFC games?

Unsilent Majority said...

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!!!