If mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person, then what the hell is Cotchery?

As long as the rather surprising Chad Pennington comeback rolls on, Jerricho Cotchery appears to be a solid fantasy football pick up-- particularly for those of us who are losing Terrell Owens for several weeks. In two games, Cotchery has 186 yards on 12 receptions and a touchdown. Plus we get a giddly little thrill from saying "Cotchery." Cotchery, Cotchery, Cotchery.

Joe Buck: "Aaron Brooks is really taking his time getting up off the turf."

Troy Aikman (wincing at replay): "I think Ed Reed gave him a shot straight to the Cotchery."