Jones: TO Wanted Out
A statement from Cowboys owner/GM Jerry Jones to KSK reveals that TO wasn't happy in Dallas, and wanted out. I spoke briefly with Jones earlier this morning.
MMP: You might think what he's done is shocking.
Jones: Yeah, um, to me though suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems that life has given him.
MMP: That's good, but TO would never use the word "myriad."
Jones: This is the last thing he'll ever do. He's going to want to cash in on as many 50 cent words as possible.
MMP: Yeah, but he missed myriad on the vocab test two weeks ago.
Jones: That only proves my point more. The word is a badge of his failures at this school.
4 comments:
"I love my dead gay son."
"I blame not The Player, but rather a society that tells its youth that the answers can be found in the MTV video games."
flubby, does that shit fly down south?
Plain or BQ?
Nicely played MMP
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