Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Jones: TO Wanted Out

A statement from Cowboys owner/GM Jerry Jones to KSK reveals that TO wasn't happy in Dallas, and wanted out. I spoke briefly with Jones earlier this morning.

MMP: You might think what he's done is shocking.

Jones: Yeah, um, to me though suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems that life has given him.

MMP: That's good, but TO would never use the word "myriad."

Jones: This is the last thing he'll ever do. He's going to want to cash in on as many 50 cent words as possible.

MMP: Yeah, but he missed myriad on the vocab test two weeks ago.

Jones: That only proves my point more. The word is a badge of his failures at this school.


flubby said...

"I love my dead gay son."

Pain Pills said...

"I blame not The Player, but rather a society that tells its youth that the answers can be found in the MTV video games."

Unsilent Majority said...

flubby, does that shit fly down south?

BigTDog said...

Plain or BQ?

Nicely played MMP