A Public Service Announcement
This has nothing to do with football. It's the first four minutes of the new "Borat" movie. I'll go out on a limb and declare that this will be the greatest movie in the history of everything ever ever ever.
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
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Agreed.
Pure Kazak homerism. I protest!
i was sad to learn that indy fans were somewhat unfamiliar with peyton's love affair with kenny. how can you make fun of a guy if people don't even get it?
oh and, Sasha Baren Cohen is the greatest British Jew of all time
baron...wtf is wrong with me?
i've seen it. it's very good. and i'd underline 'very' if i knew how.
for the record, the guy next to me in the theater was drinking sake out of a coke bottle and claimed to have let mike dunleavy jr sneak into the theater by holding open a side door.
I saw an advanced screening a couple weeks ago. It was easily the funniest movie that I have ever seen.
I don't think there is any way to adequately prepare oneself for this movie. You will weep with tears of laughter.
The only downside to the movie is that after the viewing nothing else will ever be quite as funny again.
God, this movie is gonna be soooo funny. This is going to better than anything Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Dave Chappelle have ever done. Sasha Baron Coen is the funniest man to ever live, Richard Pryor needs to come back from the dead and take notes. Funniest movie ever. Funnier than anything by anyone ever, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't they all be funny? Is this some sort of contest?
you are comparing legends of stand up comedy to an unconventional character performer. why?
Obviously not if this is the funniest thing ever. I mean if we are throwing out over dramatic statements like 7th grade girls, then nope this is the best ever, Brit-Jew is the funniest man ever.
I just think it's a little insulting to all those who came before this cat to just hand him the crown off the strength of one movie and a sophomoric TV series.
But obiusly a great white hype is a great white hype and doesn't really need to do anything significant in order to be called the best ever, Tommy Morrison, John Lynch, Jason Sehorn, Jerry Seinfeld, Babe Ruth, Larry Bird, Jack Nicklaus, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, David Beckham, Rocky Marciano, Eric Clapton, Eminem, Earnest Hemingway, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, wow there's so many more but my fingers are getting tired.
You put best ever into the equation, I would prefer to wait longer than his first fuckin flick.
"I'll go out on a limb and declare that this will be the greatest movie in the history of everything ever ever ever."
Is this a hallucination? Or did you actually write this? Because if I'm hallcinating I will gladly apologize, but if not my argument stands.
But obiusly a great white hype is a great white hype and doesn't really need to do anything significant in order to be called the best ever
Are you sure there isn't a "t" missing from the end of your screen name?
Big Jim that was clever, how long did it take you to come up with that gem? Because we all know that if you're white in America you really need to prove yourself in order to find work in your selected field, The entire cast of Freinds, John Rritter, Tom Hanks, do I need to go over this again?
BBD, dude whatever don't mind me. If you said it was gonna be a damn funny movie, hell I'd agree with you, it does look damn funny. I just have issue with calling it the funniest thing ever, just seems kinda silly to me.
BDD not BBD, that a singing group, my bad.
Oh, I see. Let's all help thebigo out with his reading comprehension.
It's just a little Shanoffian hyperbole. We should all hold hands and laugh throughout Borat, then go watch "Raw" with Drew's infant daughter. How's next Saturday for everyone?
After I found out Khazaki homosexuals no longer had to wear blue hats, it's all been gravy for me. Get ready for Borat impressions to be the new Lil Jon "OOOOOKKKKKKKKKK", though. Stuff this funny doesn't come without consequences.
thebigo really knows how to bring down my whammy.
I don't see the connection between Eric Clapton and Jason Sehorn, or Tommy Morrison and Babe Ruth for that matter.
I'm also EXTREMELY racist, though.
Next Saturday works great for me. When and where?
BDD, Hyberbo-whatever has too many letters, it scares me please stop. It's like that supercalafraga -stuff that that crazy umbrella bitch was talkin, still have nightmares to this day, gosh the English language is tough, I's sho hopes I's gets it down ins a herry 2.
This is sort of like reading a live When Keeepin' it Real Goes Wrong. Please don't stop now.
Cecil-espy - No, no I didn't think you would.
Clearly, thebigo, you have never seen Ali G InDaHouse.
Of course, the only reason I saw it was because I thought I was illegally downloading 28 Days Later.
doesn't really need to do anything significant in order to be called the best ever
What "significant" do Jack Nicklaus, the Rolling Stones and the Beatles need to do to not be considered "hype"? Who the fuck ever called John Lynch and Tommy Morrison the best anything ever?
You're attacking Drew for hyperbole then using it in your own argument.
Mike Vick, Sebastian Telfair, Penny Hardaway, LaVar Arrington, Mo Clarett (OSU version), Daunte Culpepper, Halle Berry, Eddy Curry, Brien Taylor, Ron Dayne, Charles Woodson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Jennifer Lopez...hype is hype is hype.
called him the best brit-jew ever (which is a joke because i don't know many others) i never said the brit-jew was the funniest man ever. good lord bigo, i've supported some of your views around here but you can't just go making shit up or people just won't listen.
Remember, Seinfeld and Rock are pretty much bff. Look to the cookie!
clapton's white?
Look to the cookie, ha!
I don't disagree with some of what you're saying bigo (british rockers cribbing from blues greats, people refusing to regard Tiger as better than Nicklaus), I just thought you were painting with too broad a brush.
Mel Brooks, funny am-jew or funniest am-jew?
UM, "oh and, Sasha Baren Cohen is the greatest British Jew of all time "
Fuck, these mushrooms are strong.
cecil - Wow, ok. George Lopez is funny, Carlos Mencia, not so much. Mike Vick is a baller who has the same winning percentage as Peyton Chesney. Halle Berry is a talented actress and a bad ass bitch.
And you bring up these cats like I'm gonna argue: "Sebastian Telfair, Penny Hardaway, LaVar Arrington, Mo Clarett (OSU version)," I didn't fuckin bring up Ryan Leaf, Rick Mirer, Shawn Bradley, Brett Boone, etc what the fuck?
Eddy curry's got heart problems, Dante's got bum knees. J-lo can't act/sing but the bitch can dance her ass off, well let's hope not because that's her best feature.
Ron Dayne was a stud in college, Charles woodson just had a house call over the weekend and who the fuck is Brien Taylor?
Get off my nuts, fuck, what are you, A white woman or something??
HIYOOOOOOOO!!
Greatest. Trainwreck. Evar.
Mel Brooks is fuckin hilarious, you buncha Kansas City faggots.
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
The point was that they were all hyped at some point and never lived up to it in my opinion; if you can say "Mike Vick is a baller" then I can say "you're fucking crazy for calling Larry Bird a great white hype and putting him in the same list as Tommy Morrison."
Brien Taylor was a black pitcher, number one overall pick of the Yankees in the nineties.
Have you guys ever tried a Zero? Greatest candy bar EVER EVER EVER.
Cecil -
Fine the Larry Bird thing was out of line, dude had game, I just like pissin cats off by sayin he was weak, but anyone who knows hoop knows bird had a nasty jumper.
i don't want to argue anymore, but to speak of measts and Rumphs.
Zeroes are perhaps the most underrated candy bar ever, and that has no racial implication at all. It is simply delicious.
To tie it up in an afterschool special way, I consider Oscar Robertson the best basketball player who I never got to see play.
OMG. LOL. You guys are SOOOOO funny. Jesus Christ. This horseshit has got to stop.
I know it's not friday but check out the ladies on the first post on this site, oh yeah.
http://nflcheerleader.blogspot.com/
Bosox, I'm sure you can get down like that right?
Never had a Zero, never heard of a Zero but I now know why, that is the most racist................!!!
well 2nd post now, whatever,
Any chance for a commenter cancellation here? Maybe just a manifesto specifically forbidding hyperbolic, race-baiting rants? How about suggestion for which hobby thebigo should take up instead of critiquing representations in popular film on a football blog? Anything...?
Actually, between Borat, Bruno, Ali G and Jean Gerard, Sacha Baron Cohen has developed at least 4 hilarious characters.
"So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side."
Borat: "My sister, she is prostitute."
Lady: "But why?"
Borat: "Because she like to make A LOT OF MONEY! High five!"
Just about fell off my chair when he said hello to the ox in his house.
This is sort of like reading a live When Keeepin' it Real Goes Wrong.
Listen, I just don't like people playin' on my phone.
Borat I like you and I like sex too!
Oh and I'll never look at Uzbekistan the same way again.
Larry Bird isnt white, Larry is clear.
Mr. Goodbar will kick this the "zero"'s ass
I love the Zero bar.
Also, why must we fight? We're all ignoring one simple truth.
Orientals are clearly the most overrated people of all time.
Yao Ming, Hideki Irabu, Michelle Wie, Michelle Kwan, Confucius, Lucy Liu...I could go on forever here.
That said, their women are still hot.
NOTHING is better than Zero!
http://www.thebasketballjones.net/2006/04/20/gilbert-arenas-is-zero/
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