Dallas assistant coach sues McDonald's after finding metaphor for Cowboys' season in salad
Haley and his family is suing McDonald's for $1.7 million dollars after his wife and au pair (bow chicka wow wow) found a dead rat in their salad back in June. Haley had a much publicized run-in with Terrell Owens earlier this season.
"The dead rodent, believed to be a juvenile roof rat, was about 6 inches long and was found on its back with its mouth opened..."Authorities are investigating the situation and noted that it appears that the rat died of an overdose of painkillers.
No chance something like this happens to Bill Parcells--that tubby bastard hasn't so much as looked at a salad in 25 years.
9 comments:
Painkillers?
Did this rat, by chance, have a propensity for "gunslingling?"
If Parcells did find a dead rat in his food, I don't think it would slow him down.
*gunslinging.
It's too early.
McDonald's new "Lower East Side Salad"
Now with 100% more vermin!!!
Like my boy says, if it tastes like a rat...
Jeff Garcia thought the "rat" had a nice ass
I will now have "Last Dead Mouse" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones stuck in my head all day. Thank you, McDonald's.
Why would TO need to work at McDonalds?
Why didn't Jerry Jones offer the rat a ridiculous contract and demand to start him this season? It seems that the rat - though dead - shows the mental toughness good old Jerry likes to bring to the Cowboys. Cases in point: Irvin, Sanders, TO, Bledsoe, Glenn, Keyshawn. That rat would have fit right in.
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