The Maj's One-Word Review of Nationals Park
(Click the picture for delicious detail)Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
Monday, March 31, 2008
(Click the picture for delicious detail)Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
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You have dirt under your fingernail!
/Deadspin commenter
The only thing meatier than the chili dog is your pasty hand.
Stupid flash, making me look pale.
...really, I'm just light-skinned.
Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
Half-smoke, half condiments
Who does your nails?
Punter of flubby?
@ape:
It all makes sense now.
Did you wipe your ass with that hot dog?
How much was that thing? $15?
you ruined your weiner with that mustard all over it.
Maybe next time try the pulled pork sandwich
upon closer inspection, that might be cheese...
/kills self
Reminds me of the awesome BBQ Nachos they serve at the Ole Miss football games.
http://shawn-knight.net/photos/lsugame7.jpg
Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
Please. Have you ever been to the Varsity in Atlanta? Last time I was there, I got a hot dog with slaw, chili, cheese, and three more hot dogs on top of it.
Does that Nats dog come with references for a cardiologist?
Otto- The Varsity will make your shit into some foul-ass substance.
Big deal. When I go on Sunday to see Santana and Smotlz pitch I'm sitting in ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS bitches. I win.
word verification: jjqnky
Ignore that first j and cut the dangly part off the q, and you have janky.
As in Janky Spanky.
Coincidence?
Probably.
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
If that's what you were scarfing down at the game, Maj, you should have a distressing butt-wiping anecdote any minute now.
Speaking of which, BBS, when the healthiest thing on the menu are double-grease onion rings, it's bound to cause a crisis at the other end.
it passed with flying colors
Well there's your butt-wiping anecdote right there
20 seconds after photo: flecks of chili, cheese and onion on back of jacket of douchebag in foreground.
Nice fucking seats, by the way. You must be really well connected.
I had Hard Times instead of Ben's, since I'd rather not pay stadium prices when I only live a few blocks from the original (and because they don't sell little cheeseburgers at the Five Guys there).
that is totally not good for your health!
/is talking about seeing the Nationals
2-0, bitch!
This is sure to continue.
Now no more baseball talk!
@j: Yes, all these 9th-inning rallies to beat divisional rivals are doing a real number on my cardiovascular system. I don't know how I'll possibly cope.
Your thumb is shaped like a pathetic dong.
Isn't everyone's thumb shaped like a pathetic dong?
UM - so what do they call that in France? Un chien avec le fromage?
or a fucking heart attack on a bun? Your choice.
was there cheese..........in.............in that danish
whatever happened to xmas abe? did they make the mistake of allowing a ksk insider into the fold?
Hard Times is shit.
@Smurphette- I too live a couple blocks from Ben's, and I can safely say that the chili at the stadium is the exact same.
HEY! THERE WAS THAT FUCKING LIL' KOLBER BABY IN THE HEADER AGAIN!
The Kolber baby pop-up always reminds me of Glen Quagmire.
"Lois! How expected!"
@ otto man
Please. Atlanta ain't a Southern city - it's more like the Indianapolis of the South.
Atlanta is full of more Yankee-transplants than the entire state of Florida.
@daveg: I know it's the same, I just don't love it enough to pay higher stadium prices for it when it's a 10-minute walk from my house :)
True, turleygirlie, but the Varsity is as native Atlanta as it gets. I think Rhett Butler built it.
fam hingers
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