Mousy white guy fails to prevent Bryant McKinnie from gettin' his freak on
Some guys enjoy spending free time meeting with friends for drinks and stimulating conversation-- maybe they shoot some pool or play Golden Tee. Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie is not one of those guys, as this video from MediaTakeOut.com clearly demonstrates.
McKinnie's easy-going exterior masks his intense focus. See how neither a gushing fan nor puking barfly is going to keep Big Mac from his hands on that bootay. He keeps adding honeys to the freakpile until Buzz Killington shows up. He obviously doesn't know how McKinnie can act when a fool tries slows his roll at the club. Still, I'd rather hang out with McKinnie and risk an ass-whipping than spend an evening with Jockstrap Joe.
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That girl might be a slut.
Heeeeeeeey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, get 'em Mac, get 'em Mac! Heeeeeeeey!
Gotta love that limited vocab that ebonics has.
@ fried yoda
He's black? Never would've guessed that...
"tit" was in my word verification by the by.
More proof the Vikings are the greatest team ever.
wv:jbugng
I now understand why they call him Mount McKinnie.
Dey hatin' on us baby!
That's exactly what the prosecutor was thinking.
This is why I hang out at local pubs. Wait, why do I hang out at local pubs?
"This is why I hang out at local pubs. Wait, why do I hang out at local pubs?"
Beer?
289 - maybe not a slut - but I am guessing that she isn't a virgin. Ok - you are right. Probably a slut.
Man, Plastic Bag Vomit Girl has some awesome friends there, huh?
More proof the Miami Hurricanes are the greatest team ever.
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Bryan Pata agrees.
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