Your KSK Suicide Pools Non-Update, Part B
This is not a real update on the Pools. We'll have a real update tomorrow. I'd estimate that we're finally down to about 30 entries, from about 750 original participants. I went out after forgetting to pick a team for Week 2, but I'm awesome like that. But we can get to that later.
For now, here are some of my favorite entry names from the pools this year. You people did us proud; with a scant canvas of only 30 characters, you managed to create and compose elements of sheer splendor. Behold:
Banger in the Mouth
cheer up emo kid
The Pukey McNabbs
Astoria Cuntstuffers
Chris Kaman (your mouth)
Chris Hansen is a Cockblocker
What Smells Like Blue?
Igor OlShankNuts
Jake Plummers handball partner
Steely McBeam Cream
Like Gloria Gaynor with AIDS
YES! It's Rich Kotite!
Who wants sticky buns?
WeekendatBernieKozar's
Grandpa PeePee Pants
His name was Steve Sewell.
But can we have the trees?
Dirk Diggler Has Bad Posture
Ass to Mouth
Steely McAnalBead
I have $12/hr reasons to live.
My Assring Itches
The Masturbating Montanas
Faith Plus One
Matt Ufford's Future Ex
Brady Quinn Bar PhotoHunt
IFeelSorryForYourMother
Cunnilingus Spice
Pat Tillman's Friendly Fire
Lazy Wife's Pick
Dick Justice
My Little Pony's Balls
Real update tomorrow. Or later this week.
7 comments:
IFeelSorryForYourMother
You can't go wrong with the Menace to Society references. That shopkeeper never should opened his fuckin' mouth.
why they always gotta get an attitude?
"D! mothafucka, D!"
"mutta-fuk YOO!"
Is Dick Justice made up or is a reference to the assistance Dean of Students at the University of Illinois? Ironically he was in charge of all studen disciplinary actions.
SteelyMcRockHardCock didnt make it in?
Dear Matt Ufford's Future Ex,
Call me!
My team name got named as one of the best...great moment in my life, or the greatest moment in my life?
Huh, I thought "Meast Infection" would have gained the list. I guess I'll have to try harder next year.
Does anybody have dibs on "Brady's Bastards?"
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