Tuesday, November 13, 2007

NFL PostSecret Week 11: The Secret Life of Pads

It's an unfortunate world we live in when someone feels so hemmed in by the pressures of society that the only way they feel they can confide in someone is to mail an artfully constructed postcard to some dude in Germantown, MD who packages them together and sells them in bounded collections. Well, the NFL is even more harsh and doubly forbidding of confession, but those struggling with it can always turn to NFL PostSecret. At least we aren't making money off their pain. That's only for the league to do.

NFL PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where players and coaches or whoever I feel like making fun of mails in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. It's also a satire of this.

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Sunday, November 11, 2007 10:33 PM

Lights out.

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2007 12:57 PM


-----Email Message-----
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2007 6:57 AM

Me ask Hines. He half-smart.

Update: bonus secret for commenter jeff:


Chris said...

I know you kinda suck, but my dad thinks you'll be good someday.

Unknown said...

Can someone please, in light of comments by Andy Reid in Peter King's MMQB column, creat the obligatory "I can has cheezburger?" pic with the eagles coach?

Unknown said...

Randy Marsh is wrong, Jay Cutler is *not* going to get any better.

The Lazer said...

Ive been waiting for the purple Jesus post to come. to say this in my best Chief Wiggum voice:


SDW said...


Wrong. Cutler improves his play every week. Interceptions? Sure. He's already got three come from behind wins, and those are just this season.

Yes, Elam is (mostly) money. But Cutler is the ATM.

Pemulis said...

yea, but like, a shitty ATM that charges 2 dollars and never prints your receipt

jackin'4beats said...

@hank wackman: Purple Jesus will rise on the third day and you still won't collect on that G. Assmud muncher.

lost said...

or like the ATM at the skrip joint that is all out of cash, but still charges the $2.50 transaction fee to tell you it's out of cash. then you get your bank statement and they charged you their $2, too.

you know who you are, you little computerized mufukka!

Unknown said...


as someone who had to watch David Carr for five years, I think I'm an expect in sucky QBs. Cutler qualifies.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Cutler is more like the Ass To Mouth rather than the Automatic Teller Machine.

lost said...

mike- i always thought it was a2m. thanks for broadening my horizons. and my google searches

SDW said...


David Carr? David Carr. You're coming to a guy who watched the Griese/Plummer duo for 8 years and bringing David Carr? I mean... REALLY?

Carr sucks, I'll give you that. The guy is fucking awful. But he's no Brian Griese/Jake Plummer. And Cutler is no Carr.

SlideShow Bob said...

I hav no clue what you guys are talking about, Jake Plummer is a demon on the handball courts.

Josh said...

Has anyone else noticed that Roethlesburger looks exactly like "Frank the Tank" in a Steelers helmet?