Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Sex Cannon Introduces The Bullet

Rex: Was it good for you, baby?

All I know is that it was good for me, and that's all I really give a shit about. Have a cigarette. I like to bring it right to the precipice before unloading deep in your territory. Rexy likes his erotic asphyxiation.

Don't act like you don't like it. Right, Devin?

Devin: Shit, yeah. You goddamn right. I like that shit. I run LONG for that pussy.

I go STRONG to the pussy.

I get ALONG with the pussy.

I sing a SONG about the pussy.

I do things WRONG to the pussy.

I eat dim sum in HONG KONG with the pussy.

I hit that pussy so fast it turn to glass. You ladies look out. The Bullet's comin' fast and hard at that ass.


Shoopmonster said...

I was hoping this would ease some of the pain.



JAMMQ said...

I thought for sure Vikes-Giants was going to give birth to an Eli Manning BDD joke-fest.

I had no idea what today would actually bring was the birth of The Sex Bullet dropping 16 bars on that ass.

Kick it again, Sauerbraun. Kick it again.

dickey simpkins said...

That game officially made the AFC West the most pathetic division in the league.

Unknown said...

I met Sex Cannon at The Police concert at Wrigley Field. He had atleast 10 girls with him. I think he was just unleashing the dragon too much at the beginning of the season and not saving juice any for the game. Nice to seeing him throwgasming all over the field again, even if it is only for the last 2 minutes of the game.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Maybe this is bit premature, but would someone with MS paint skillz put together an Independence Day montage: I'm think A.J. Freeley as President Bill Pullman addressing the crowds, Greg Lewis as Will Smith and Andy Reid as fat Jeff Goldblum; maybe Bellichek head alien astride a laser spaceship with a Pat's logo on it.

"Today we declare, our independence day!"

Raskolnikov said...

BDD wrote those last lines while his daughter acted as a human beatbox.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Awww, shit. Everytime, everytime. You come up with a good MS paint montage and they blow it.

rar288 said...

I don't get it. Is Devin talking at the end of that post or Rex?

SarahS said...

Devin Hester is ridiculous.

All hail the Sex Bullet.

jackin'4beats said...

BDD droppin' gems on dat ass.

Go Rabbit, Go Rabbit, go, go, Go Rabbit.

Ian said...

The "Shanny is an idiot" tag should get more usage than it does.

Anonymous said...

That pornstar next to Sexy Rexy looks awfully familiar....

Porky1 said...

Shanahan has become the Britney Spears of coaches. This season is his "bra-and-panties-with-a-mommy-paunch-on-international-TV" moment.

Joe Bait's Kid said...

Could Hester be any more ridiculous!?! 10 return touchdowns in 27 games - and that doesn't even count the Super Bowl TD and the FG return last year against the Giants.

AKA....Bad ASS!!!