Saturday, September 8, 2007

KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: San Diego Chargers

Five Fast Facts About the Chargers:

*Igor Olshansky has two Star of David tattoos on his body. Way to make it that much easier for the Nazis to identify you, smart guy.
*Lorenzo Neal's most prized possessions are boxing gloves used by Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, and that football he kept from his career-long seven yard rush.
*Shawne Merriman used to own a restaurant/bar in College Park called Lupo's, where the steriods were occasionally served with alcohol.
*Cletis Gordon's nickname is "Flash," not because he's fast, but like any self-respecting Cletis, he likes to show you his dick.
*Legedu Naanee would like to sell a vowel.

Projected record: 11-5

Actual record: 9-7








Happy Fun Miles said...

What, no Marty Mornhinweg?

Ryan said...

Thanks for bringing attention to the fact that firing Marty was the biggest mistake anyone made this offseason, short of Michael Vick not killing himself.

Jay said...

That, and the whole Ted Ginn Jr debacle, albeit that gains points for making Brady Quinn go ":O

deathskins said...

marty will be dead as derrick thomas mare alzado by 2011... shit by 2008

Anonymous said...

Speaking as a Pitt fan, would someone please take Wannstedt off our hands before 2009, thanks.

mikehasgas said...

Rich Kotite by 2009...

Wormfather said...

can we have at least one thread this season where someone goes to insult a team and doesnt find away to compare said team to the Jets?

Thanks, I appreicate it.

Anonymous said...

is that gary coleman in 2010???

dick_gozinia said...

Wanny makes it a whole year in '09? What a terrible job of prognosticating! He's done after 5 games...much like the Cleveland Browns resident Battletoad of '07.