Friday, September 28, 2007

Reminder: Kevin Everett is recovering AND law-abiding

Newscast bloopers are a shopworn staple on YouTube, but this one is better than most...


It's a testament to Everett and his medical team that this screw-up is f'n hi-larious and not a tragic embarrassment for the station. Good on ya, big man. (Thanks to Food Court Lunch for the heads up.)

Now as is the tradition in these parts, here is your gratuitous T& A...




The Redskins have a bye this week. That means a few special guys have a chance to knock out some of that court-ordered community service. To the rest of you: try to get laid this weekend. Cheers!


10 comments:

Josh Drimmer said...

upon first view, I thought the video showed everett really getting his arms and legs a-going...albeit, at a seizure pitch. wonder what the shite the story that video was fore actually was.

Abrassive said...

do I see some ______ toe on that Texans cheerleader? nice, very nice.

TurleyGirlie said...

Hey abrassive...you can write "camel toe" on here.

stalkingerinandrews said...

I'm glad I finished my swig of Pepsi before watching that video. Abso-luckin-futely hilarious!

85 said...

Ape, as reluctant as I am to stand beside a Steelers fan, I can get on board with this.

I cannot imagine a person more deserving of being violated with a jackhammer than "The Mayor."

If you're reading this, McCheese, and you probably get off on the attention, so I'd bet you will, I couldn't care less about you team. They're mediocre. I just despise douches. And you are a tremendous, tremendous douche. Eat a bag of dicks.

Vee said...

Deadspin can have their Photoshop wizardry; I will never get tired of MS Paint splice-ups!!!! 10x the funnay.

Verdant Earl said...

That was hilarious. I almost feel bad for laughing.

Almost.

Slyde said...

That is truly great!

Barney said...

Tears. I am in tears. It begs the question however, was that the worst coincidental file footage cue-up (or "queue" if you're a hockey fan) or was someone in the booth trying to fuck with the anchor. Because the timing in there was fucking studious.

- Barney

ps. - The Onion also did a nice Everett riff and are all over the McNabb shit. Or is that considered sleeping with the enemy?

Happy Fun Miles said...

MAYOR McCHEESE IS THE LAW!!!