Tuesday, September 11, 2007

NFL PostSecret Starts Its Season (But Don't Tell Nobody)

Apparently the NFL PostSecret posts have garnered such a ferverish response that players and coaches have started to send football-related secrets to the original PostSecret, as evidenced by this first post from this Sunday.

Now that's one of the more cryptic ones we've seen. Is it from Romeo Crennel? The Sex Cannon? Herm Edwards?

While you ruminate over that one, here are some of the submissions from this past week:

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: Stupid fast

Beast mode on the field.

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: HOF

I hope Art Monk doesn't find out I didn't vote for him. Not as long as Starbucks is on the ballot.

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: Squash

With Brandon Jacobs!


casserolemistake said...

Jets fans are nothing but classy, knowledgeable, compassionate, pederasts and I challenge anyone to find a better fan base.

Go Bills and KE85!

Weed Against Speed said...

Who got the photo of Travis Henry's garbage?

Big Daddy Drew said...

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby, and a can root beer.

Upstate Underdog said...

If a bag of dead babies aren't available, Jet fans will also cheer at a bag of dead puppies or kittens.

yes, casserolemistake: Go Bills and KE85

Wormfather said...

Oh the humanity!

Pemulis said...

speaking as a jets fan, what's the deal with the fire helmets? do other teams fans wear them too, or are only jets fans dumb enough. i've never asked because that might require talking to a jets fan in a fire helmet.

Ken Dynamo said...

whats the difference between a dead baby float and a regular root beer float?

baby calories go right to the hips!

Unsilent Majority said...

Swift approves

fallex said...

Everybody points out that ocho-cinco isn't 85, it's ochenta y cinco, but nobody points out that he would have had to retire in 2004 for his jacket (20??) to make the least bit of sense.

Fucking assholes, all of you.

becky said...

finally, my lifestyle once again allows me to wake up to KSK and a bag full of aborted baby fetuses at noon.

Matt said...

@ Fallex:

Dude, as long as he retires by 2094, he's good.

Awful Announcing- said...

I saw that there were only 11 comments and I thought to myself....no one's made the Dead Baby Float joke yet....

I underestimated you BDD, and I'm sorry.

s dot said...

q: how do you make a dead baby float?

a: you take your foot off its head

Sir Wesley Willis said...

Jesus Cristo!