Saturday, December 9, 2006

Give Us Your Poor, Your Tired, Your Drunken Masses

This Internet sure is a lousy place for communication. If only there were a place to talk to other people here. A "board", if you will, where people could post "messages", and start conversational "threads". Perhaps wacky signatures and avatars could be involved as well.

If only there were such a place...

Well friends, you're in luck. Introducing the KSK Message Board! Now you can do all your socializing in one convenient place, without having people ridicule your disfigurements! At the KSK Message Board, you'll be able to:

-Wait for responses!
-Type again!
-Argue with people you don't know!

What could be better? It's a revolution, I tell you.

Anyway, it's up and it's live. Hope you enjoy.


Unknown said...

Hey BDD, are you fine KSK men going to make appearances on the Message Board? Kinda, you those idiot sports figures that show up to "chat" on some sports sites?

If so, make sure you announce it before your not talking to yourselves...

Otto Man said...

A child has already solved the jumble using crayons.

The answer is "fries."

Unsilent Majority said...

obviously dusty wants me!

peytonloveskenny said...
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TroubleHelix said...
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TroubleHelix said...


delusions of grandeur, UM, be careful.
They're dangerous

Signal to Noise said...

I humbly request an area to share cheerleader pictures.

Otherwise, fucking awesome.

Eric said...

How about a forum where us degenerates can hang out and talk about betting? This could also be the place where we call UM a big twat for not posting ABC this week.

Unsilent Majority said...

take your pills eric. better late than never.

Eric said...

Pills taken... I made a stupid "If I hit one longshot this year, this is it!" bet today. It's a bit postmortem, and I didn't even win, but fuck it I was close and picking 3/4 longshots is pretty good... it's REALLY FUCKING GOOD when I didn't even have Shy-lock to guide me. Whatever. Eat me

Date placed:
Dec 10, 2006 10:21a

Date settled:
Dec 10, 2006 7:23p

4 Team Parlay # 57245846
Football - NFL Lines (Game)
(224) Miami Dolphins +165 Sun@1:00p

Final Scores
New England Patriots 0
Miami Dolphins 21

Football - NFL Lines (Game)
(228) Arizona Cardinals +145 Sun@4:05p

Final Scores
Seattle Seahawks 21
Arizona Cardinals 27

Football - NFL Lines (Game)
(215) Buffalo Bills +170 Sun@4:15p

Final Scores
Buffalo Bills 31
New York Jets 13

Football - NFL Lines (Game)
(229) Denver Broncos +290 Sun@4:15p

Final Scores
Denver Broncos 20
San Diego Chargers 48


Risk $5.00 to win $336.83

Anonymous said...

stupid corporate firewalls...