Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The BCS: Still Gay

"Hey man."

"Hey, buddy. What's up."

"Nuthin much, bro. You?"

"Nuthin much. Been busy lately."

"Cool. Hey, do you wanna go play some football, but with COLLEGE RULES?"

"Sure, man."


"Cool. I just trounced your ass. That was awesome."

"What do you mean? We haven't even played each other yet."

"No, dude, it's COLLEGE RULES, and the POLLS fucking hate you."

"The Poles? Oh, no."

"Oh, yes. Your ass just got served."

"But I've been so busy lately. Don't I deserve something for STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE?"

"I would take that up with the COMPUTERS."



"What's up?"

"You should have WHORED YOURSELF FOR VOTES, dude. It totally works. That's how I slapped down your shit."

"Oh yeah?"





"Hey man."

"Hey, buddy. What's up."

"Nuthin much, bro."

"Yeah, so how'd you like that butt-fucking I just gave you?"

"Wow, I don't think I really like COLLEGE RULES now."


"I am frustrated by the fact that, although each of us has received consideration by the POLLS, those accolades appear to be entirely arbitrary, and yet we are confined to their respective outcomes because no other option seems to be mutually cognizant."

"No, I meant that I just literally butt-fucked you. How did you like it?"

"Really? I didn't feel anything. Did you just get out of the pool?"



"What do we do now?"

"Let's take off our wet clothes and play Madden."

"Yeah. We should play Madden."




swing4 said...

Thank you, Monday Morning Punter. Great post. And by great post, I mean great photo of fit, shirtless, young men.

PUNTE said...

swing, did you even READ the post?

swing4 said...

Yeah, something about strength of schedule. My eyes ran over the words, but my brain just kept focusing on the picture. I think that may have been the firt time I truly understood what it's like to be a man.

swing4 said...


I love you for your mind, Baby, so I will reread the post to appreciate your clever work.

swing4 said...

Okay, I absorbed it. I agree that a Madden tourney would be only slightly more arbitrary and unsupportable than the current BCS situation. Nice job.

Phew. All that commenting... I'm spent. See you guys tomorrow.

gone said...

Swing just rubbed one out.

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Leonard Peltier said...

Did swing just rub one out?

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The Last Unitard said...

Well, at least this one had a little bit of payoff. The Goodell one yesterday left me.. unfulfilled.

Unsilent Majority said...

fuckin' ebays. somebody get meg whitman on the skype phone!

Becky said...

Arbitrary, contrarian AND gay. Of course, by being so, it allowed me to win a bet. And I just got my vodka payoff, which is awesome.

However, Christmas is coming, can you send one of those boys, too...?

The Last Unitard said...

To do what? Re-decorate your living room?

gone said...

Wow, what the hell was that? I only clicked submit once and it posted 4 times? I know it took something like 5 minutes before it said it was posted, but seriously, what the hell?

(someone delete those extra ones!)

Becky said...

Decorate, flex, whatever.

Captain Caveman said...

I dug it, pirate sloth. I thought you were making fun of swing4's multiple posts.

gone said...

Hahahahahahahahha - it did turn out kind of amusing, didn't it.

For some odd reason KSK has been slow for me the past few days. My slothness must be infecting the comp's I work on.


The Last Unitard said...

A sloth calling something slow? I know there's a word for that, but je ne said quoi.

The Last Unitard said...

Crap! sais!

Unknown said...

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Laser Rocket Arm said...

Thank you for remembering there are chicks who read the blog. NICE picture.