Monday, July 3, 2006

Michael Strahan's Outlook Calendar


Don't you hate it when your wife tells everyone you're gay? What if you really were? As far as Giants defensive end Michael Strahan goes, we all thought his wife had thrown him out of the closet during their divorce proceedings. But after all the ado, those original claims of forbidden love were unsubstantaited.

As if the silence wasn't deafening enough, the coup-de-grace was delivered over the weekend when Strahan's attorney, Robert Penza, delivered a personal email to your humble blogger regarding said non-gayness:

Mr. Punter,

This evidence should "exonerate" my client. See attached.

-RP


His attorney's choice of words notwithstanding, I did see attached. And it was, in fact, a page from Strahan's Microsoft Outlook calendar. And, as a public service, I release it to you. One can find references to Strahan's alleged lover, Dr. Ian Smith, and his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Jean. So, let the truth be heard! Or, um, read. (Click image to enlarge).





There you have it. Mr. Strahan isn't gay. He's just...really busy.

We're off for the 4th. See you Wednesday.

9 comments:

He manTooth said...

Wow. I feel dirty after reading that.

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Beban said...

I know for a fact that list is wrong, because on the 23rd, Mike and I were taking pictures of interesting doors and gates at 2:00.

ojarhead said...

heeee's a faaaaa-aaaggg.....and by fag, I don't mean the slurrish and inflamatory connotation one would be compelled to use after seeing Jay Mariotti push poorly formed thoughts out his cockholster mouth...I mean the civilized British usage of the word...a cigarette...and I believe Dr. Ian is a smoker...

Scott said...

He's still Tom Arnold's bitch.

CliffX said...

Man, you guys sure like gay people. So far.

Beban said...

And yet, Cliffx, you keep showing up. Hmm, I smell repression. And hot, dirty, man on man sex. But mostly repression.

ojarhead said...

I smell the repression, too....kinda smells like a dirty jock...you know...all sweaty and stinky with man juice soaked in...but it's repression, nonetheless.

Dogburt said...

Love the Deadspin shout-out. So subtle, so clever.