Monday, July 10, 2006

Fandom Boiling Over

For fans of the Redskins this off-season is moving at the same pace as Dexter Manley reading Ulysses. The Redskins were rudely ejected from last year's NFC playoffs by the Seahawks despite knocking MVP Shaun Alexander out of the lineup.

Writers and pundits quickly attributed the loss to a number of factors (apparently the Skins were lacking a "wide receiver") but none of this did anything to appease the long-suffering fan base. However, they were able to find a catharsis. Here you can see how a few real Redskins fans get over a season-ending loss. Keep in mind, this video features heavy alcohol use and even heavier use of the word "Fuck". Get some headphones if you are in any sort of public area.


Fortunately for these young orators the Redskins have addressed their most pressing needs and appear ready to challenge for the NFC crown...now if only they'd hurry the fuck up before that kid has an embolism.

30 comments:

Sophisticajun said...

fuck

A.R.P. said...

That made up for the entire Norvrobiskischottenspurrier era. I'm proud to be a Landover Redskins fan. I'm going to break my computer over my head for Joe Gibbs.

Captain Caveman said...

For the life of me I can't figure out why there aren't women at that party.

A.R.P. said...

I think I saw Joe Jacoby's daughter standing by one of the "ranters." She's biggunhot!

Unsilent Majority said...

i only see the one female, and she does bear a striking resemblence to mr. jacoby

Mike said...

Wow, what a great example of pathetic fans. It is apparent that Redskins fans have an even lower collective intellegence than that of the politicians of their city (and that's pretty low!). And if you're going to tape someone breaking a bottle on their head, let's actually see the bottle break, not pan away at the last second.

Dexter Manley Reads...Between The Lines said...

Somehow, Clinton Portis is behind this.

Unsilent Majority said...

i hardly think a group of drunk 20 year-olds is a proper cross-section of the Washington fanbase. it just happens to be one of the more humorous subsets

A.R.P. said...

We're an even more eclectic mix of richer, whiter, drunker, privilegeder suburban gangstazz that don't dress like idian chiefs and live on the banks of the Anacostia. Bottles beware, and Koko, you beware too.

Doc P said...

Actually, I'm pretty sure I went to high school with a couple of those guys.

Anonymous said...

Redskins fans or not, Youtube is proving quite convincingly, every day, that the older generation were right all along; today's kids really ARE brain dead. Wake up, kiddies. That light at the end of the tunnel really IS a train. It's called real life. :)

Anonymous said...

Nothing like watching a bunch of furious, frat guy, Redskin fans party in a DC suburb in a house that probably cost more than my entire apt complex.

Dexter Manley Reads...Your Palm said...

This isn't quite a Michael Jackson primal scream, but it sure is close.

Anonymous said...

good lord.

i'm a redskins fan and i found that guy legitimately scary.

the fact that his scenes were filmed in night vision made him seem that much crazier.

The guy breaking the bottle over his head clearly gets a LOT of chicks.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Is there even a doubt that kid plays lacrosse?

Anonymous said...

I've loved the Skins since childhood, but those guys are Losers with a capital 'L' !

mrmom61 said...

Looks like the youth of America are shaping up nicely.We all went to parties like that when we young did'nt we.

Bloof said...

WOW. What a bunch of belligerent morons. I have to say that I do not mourn their loss one bit.

Anonymous said...

The best part about this site is five guys write it, then half of the comments are all from those five guys, too!

You've taken all the work out of it for the rest of us! Rock on!

Sean Taylor's Father said...

watching that guy who screams "kill sean, kill" - it kinda makes you wonder what that guy is like in his regular life. Is he addressing his mother and father in those terms on a daily basis?

I want to hang out with this guy.

Anonymous said...

All that clip was missing was a skin-headed Edward Norton Jr...

"Sean Taylor needs to NOT go to jail," is something I agree with, however. For his sake, I mean.

Big Daddy Drew said...

anonymous from 9:01PM wins.

Son of Brasky said...

Wow. I hate to see what happens to this guy when Mark Brunell inevitably breaks his foot this season trying to scramble for 3 yards on 3rd and 9. Good luck skins fans... hope your defense can carry you again.

Oh, and you should seriously consider bringing back the yellow pants.

bigtdog said...

Funny, I couldn't help but think that this was like an episode of Herman's Head ... and this cast of characters represents all the emotions coarsing through UM's head that dreary dreary Saturday night.

Unsilent Majority said...

die like the dog you are.

washington redskins NFC Champs...you heard it here first

bigtdog said...

UM: Not even bold enough to predict the Superbowl victory? Must be July in DC! (TK would be so disappointed in you)

I keed. I keed!

Keep up the good work all.

Senor Beavis said...

I was just waiting for Paris Hilton to come up from that dude's wang. Someone should have asked him his greatest memory of "The Sheriff" Stanley Richard. They also needed the jobless "Redskins Singers" in the background somewhere.

Sadly, the real cross-section of Skins fans would have needed more wine, cheese, and cell phones. That said, go Skins!

rectumdamnnearkilledem said...

Go fuck yourself, Washington. Great show, gang. Really nice work.

Every Redskins fan I knew in college would fit right in at that party. That cross-section is right in the fat part of the white 'Skins fan bell curve.

Unsilent Majority said...

you're a dirty evil rectum

Anonymous said...

Hilarious watching a bunch of rich white kids trying to act ghetto. Drop them on a street here in Miami and watch them curl into the fetal position. These kids are pathetic.