Sunday, October 14, 2007

Al Michaels Is GD Retarded


Say it with me, dickhead: Noo. Or. Lins. New Orlins. New Orlins. New Orlins.

You fucking stupid piece of shit. Who the hell doesn't learn how to say a city's name after a natural disaster results in 24-hour news coverage for a month?

19 comments:

Big Daddy Drew said...

No no no. It's Nawlins'. Or so I've been told.

ben said...

I just call it "K-Ville."

But then, I am officially owned by FOX.

Chris said...

Wow, the Seahawks are awful.

I'm hoping they can at least end Reggie Bush's career so the fellatio can stop.

Otto Man said...

The best part about HDTV? Watching the trainwreck known as Al Michael's hair plugs.

naptown drew said...

I never thought I would enjoy a broadcasting team involving Tony Kornholer more than one involving Madden, but I do.

Then again, I am about 100+ chicken wings and about half as many shots of JD deep tonight.

jackin'4beats said...

Hey Cap -

No truer words have ever been spoken. I truly want to snap his neck every time he says New Or.lee.ans.

What an asslicker.

Christmas Ape said...

. New Orleans!
. Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
. New Orleans!
. Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
.
. If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
. To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
.
. New Orleans!
. Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
. New Orleans!
. Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
.
. New Orleans!
. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
. New Orleans!

Slash said...

BDD is right, it's essentially one word. Just sounds better that way. And easier to say when you're drunk, and if you're in Nawlins, you should be drunk.

Don said...

It's a chocolate city, you know.

Citizen 10Cane said...

Al Michaels doesn't care about black people.

Upstate Underdog said...

NOLA ?

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TurleyGirlie said...

Fuck. And Yes.


Geaux Saints.




And, by the way, it's Noo Orlins. N'awlins is for yats. And don't even get me started on New Orleens.

Anonymous said...

@ turleygirlie

more commonly known as hepatitisville. or gentrification acres, depending on your orientation

TurleyGirlie said...

Tee. Hee.



That's why you gotta live in the 'burbs.

Vee said...

Is it any worse than "Cincinatt-uh"? Screw you, guy-who-is-not-Herbstriet-or-Corso.

Slash said...

What's a yat?

mamacita said...

"And, by the way, it's Noo Orlins. N'awlins is for yats and douchebags."

@slash -- a yat is a native.

HadesGigas said...

@christmas ape:

My idiot "friend" thought it was "crummy lousy resident wreck" instead of "rancid and rank". He's dead now. Cancer of the face.