You’ll have to forgive the housekeeping post, but since the season is over I wanted to make a post that linked to my favorite shit during the season. Some of this shit is obvious, some is stuff that amuses me and no one else. If you haven’t read any of these, well then you’re just a fucker now, aren’t you?
PS – I know this list is long. Fuck you. These posts are my children. My very deformed, retarded children. So suck my peepee.
The original Rex Grossman post
The Eli Manning post
I pray to Jesus to kill Brandon Jacobs
The 2006 Drinking and Drugging Preview
Photos of my beer gut (Ladies, this post is not safe for panties)
The original Bill Simmons rant (where I call him a fucktard and Malcolm Gladwell comments)
Bitter Peyton Manning
Peter King gay porn
The Lupica parody
The Easterbrook parody
Mile high airlines
The Eagles fan guide to projectile weaponry
Your KSK Xmas guide and Thanksgiving guide
The OJ parody (the one where I poop in Tupperware)
In defense of really fucking old QB’s
Awkwardness with Brian Griese and Damien Woody
The world’s fucking awesomest pregame playlist
You can be a Hall of Famer!
Willie Roaf is a bastard
Why the NFL is the greatest thing ever
The Vikings bye week itinerary
I think I had a heart attack
And there’s your clip show. I dare you to find a better conpendium of football-related dick jokes. In terms of bodies of work, this one rates a solid Stacy Kiebler.
Meast of the Year vote later this week.
Someone better keep a close eye on Clint. All this Drew in one place might be too much for him to handle.
ReplyDeleteHow did "Firing You Was Especially Hard On Me, Jim" not make this list?
ReplyDeleteHow did "Firing You Was Especially Hard On Me, Jim" not make this list?
ReplyDeleteI haven't even read this post yet and it's got to be the best ever. That picture of Stacy Keibler is outstanding.
ReplyDeleteThat picture definitely has a ZZ Top meets Basic Instinct reference in there somewhere.
An easy to reference post with all the highlights, plus Stacy Keibler (yum).
ReplyDeletebf9, I added it and then took it off. Stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe Brian Billick post is here
If a pic is from toplesscelebs.net, shouldn't the celeb actually be topless?
ReplyDeletepretty sure that my girlfriend just walked in to the stacy pic, pretty sure i don't care, and pretty sure i just skipped class remembering these
ReplyDeleteI think I will read my girlfriend selected BDD postings tomorrow to show her how much she means to me. Maybe I'll light some candles to make it all special-like.
ReplyDelete"I love this man. I love him I love him I love him..."
i bet yours allows more than mine does
ReplyDeleteBDD is you don't mind, I have just compiled the whole selection in an 80+ page document for my bathroom readings.
ReplyDeleteI can cease and desist and destroy all copies if so instructed.
Thanks for the gold.
Kissing Suzy Kolber featuring
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy Drew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_cannon
ReplyDeletecomment as you find pleasing
Next time put the picture of Stacy at the begining.
ReplyDeleteThat brand of cookie was always a favorite when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteClearly Stacy shows me that the quality of the Keibler name has not faltered over the years. I'd go for her Soft Batch anyday.
I'd show Stacy my "O" face any day of the week and 10 times over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteDrew, even your fingers are chubby
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