We've been trying to decide if we should continue the Meast of the Week award all through the offseason, but I think it's probably a feature best left to when football is present in our lives and not leaving a gaping void in the pit of our souls.
Besides, the MOW posts were largely used for us to talk about whatever the fuck we wanted, and now we have 6 whole months to do that anyway. And now here is the illustrious roll call of all the KSK Meast honorees. From this batch you must pick one player, the player we at KSK shall bestow the title of Meast of the Year upon. Making your work even harder is the fact that Sean Taylor, the original Meast himself, isn’t even on this list! Oh, the ironing.
Here we go. Make your picks in the comments. Coronation next week.
Week 1 – Shawne Merriman
Week 2 – Mike Peterson
Week 3 – Panthers defense
Week 4 – Santana Moss
Week 5 – Bears defense
Week 6 – Alan Faneca/Josh Brown
Week 7 – Steve Hutchinson
Week 8 – Mike Vrabel and Tully Banta-Cain
Week 9 - Jason Taylor
Week 10 - LaDainian Tomlinson
Week 11 - Chad Johnson
Week 12 - Bart Scott
Week 13 - Lorenzo Neal
Week 14 - Drew Brees
Week 15 - Pacman Jones
Week 16 - Steven Jackson
Week 17 - Darrent Williams
Wild Card Round – Shawn Andrews
Divisional Playoffs - Deuce McAllister
NFC Title Game – The Sex Cannon That Is Rex Grossman
AFC Title Game – Bob Sanders
Super Bowl XLI - Prince
Vote now!
NFC Title Game MOW should win MOY. After all, he won the Super Bowl's Most Important Player award.
ReplyDeleteSecond Place goes to Andy Reid's sons.
Yeah, I love Grimby.
ReplyDeleteAnd Alan Faneca, of course.
Jason Taylor.
ReplyDeleteSecond place: Eli Manning's pimp hand.
give it to prince, second place to my boy darrent
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but it has to be Josh Brown, solely because that was the post where Drew killed the mouse and so did that fucking tarantula. BADASS.
ReplyDeleteBob Sanders killed a man... with his big toe.
ReplyDeleteShawne
ReplyDeletesex cannon...for the win
ReplyDeleteShawne Merriman since his head is shaped like a shark fin.
ReplyDeleteBob Sanders - 2nd place since he hits like a freakin' sledgehammer.
Isn't one of the prerequisites for having a "Pimp Hand" not being an inbred redneck that likes playing squash?
Lo Neal, both good and bad
ReplyDeleteMerriman.
ReplyDeleteGoing from MOW to suspension to serious consideration of DPOY has to get Shawne Merriman my vote... if we're limiting this to former MOWs.
ReplyDeleteIf not, though, I'd like to write in Brian Moorman, for taking the killshot of the year from Sean Taylor on a play that was basically designed to kill him in AN EXHIBITION GAME, and then getting up and patting Taylor on the helmet before walking off the field with his head still attached.
If that's not Measty I dunno what is.
I should also add that if it's possible to pass on the Meast by osmosis, Taylor did it with that hit. The Meast now resides someplace between Moorman's sternum and spleen.
ReplyDeleteSean Taylor should be MOW for the Pro Bowl... a technicality, but you can't leave out the namesake.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I vote for Rextacy no matter what.
D-Will. Holla!
ReplyDeleteI used some Banta-Cain on a nasty rash and it cleared right up.
My vote goes to LDT.
ReplyDelete2nd: Prince
3rd: Sex Cannon
I'll vote for Ocho Cinco. HUE!
ReplyDeleteBart Scott. Mr Hot Sauce!
ReplyDeleteBears D.
ReplyDeletesex cannon
ReplyDeleteSex Cannon, Cum Slinging Gross-man (rex)
ReplyDeleteBob Sanders. Never before has a little ball of hate wreaked so much havoc.
ReplyDeleteAs we all know 75% of the world is covered in water. The other 25% is coverd by Bob Sanders.
Sex Cannon 2nd place, as I never imagined hearing the words :Fisting the ball downfield" in any kind of remotely meaningful manner.
Pacman. He bought his own car back at auction. A police auction. AND, he's friends with George Jones.
ReplyDeleteA second place vote must go to Prince. The man rocked in high heels in a rain storm. That's definitely measty.
I vote Rextacy, if only to recoup the $59 dollars I paid for his jersey for my kid. If I can't get a SB win, I might as tell him he's wearing the jersey of the Meast.
ReplyDeletePRINCE.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Bob Sanders ate your baby
ReplyDeleteWe all know it's going to Rex, but my vote is for Jeff Reed's wang.
ReplyDeleteIs there any other pick than the Cannon?
ReplyDeleteeven as a bears fan...And as much as the Sex Cannon deserves MOY...
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for BDD...cause there can be only one Meast...
It was really really difficult to pick, but I have to go with Prince because he made a Foo Fighters song sound cool. Plus he got away with phallic imagery on national TV. That's a measty thing.
ReplyDeleteNeal just for his sheer desire to end somebody's life on every single play.
ReplyDeleteIf that is not measty I don't know what is.
Sex Cannon -hopefully he won't fuck that up too.
ReplyDeleteFirst: Prince
ReplyDeleteSecond: The throwgasm machine
Bob Sanders
ReplyDeletePac. And Man.
ReplyDeleteNever again will I hate a player to that extent as a rookie, then fall almost gayly in love with him the following season.
Bart Scott because
ReplyDelete1) You used the post to praise Rex Grossman and included my absolute all-time favorite KSK line "Go fuck your mother. Yeah, I said it. You just got Oedipus Rexed"
2) Bart Scott laid one of the greatest hits in the history of the NFL on Ben Roethlisberger that week. I'm usually very calm and easy-going when watching the football (this past season anyway), but that hit made me whoop like a jack-ass
3) Bob Mould IS better than god.
As an Eagles fan, I wanna say Shawn Andrews, but was anyone REALLY meastier than Tomlinsin this year? I say no. Ladanian it is.
ReplyDelete1st place: Bears Defense (back when they kicked ass, had tommie and mike, and refused to pay child support)
ReplyDelete2nd place: Since I know Bears Defense wont get enough votes, my real vote has to go to the Sex Cannon for providing hours upon hours of entertainment. NO PANTIES ARE SAFE NEXT YEAR REX!!!
Sex Cannon. It's only fitting.
ReplyDeleteWhen it is all said and done, no one will remember which how Kenny Chesney's anal plug won the Super Bowl, but we will all remember how the Sex Cannon lost it. As someone who has waited for the Bears to win the Super Bowl for most of my 26 years, I can honestly say I will never forget the first time I did Rextacy. I also can't wait to see him ride the bench next season.
ReplyDeleteMeast of the Year is the Sex Cannon.
1st: Lo Neal - meastiest fullback ever?
ReplyDelete2nd: Mr. stay out the night before the super bowl himself The Sex Cannon
3rd: Chad Johnson - greatn-HUGH
My heart tells me Jason Taylor...but my MEAST tells me Panthers D. Fuckers killed Simms' SPLEEN.
ReplyDeleteSteroids take Shawne Merriman, that's how measty he is.
ReplyDeleteThen he wins DPOY after beating off all over the rules.
Plus, I heard his favorite movie is Over the Top ("it's like a switch").
It has got to be LT. With Prince not far behind.
ReplyDeleteWrite-in vote:
ReplyDeleteCincinnati Police Department
How could it be anyone other than the Sex Cannon? The guy was the highlight of the blog and put it on Cold Pizza. Master of Meast - Sex Cannon!
ReplyDeletehttp://chicagogoalsgroup.blogspot.com
As a Vikings fan, I should say Steve Hutchinson. As a resident of Minnesota, I should say Prince. But God, if Rex Grossman isn't the single biggest thing to hit this blog this year, no one deserves the Meast. Oedipus Rex it is.
ReplyDelete1st Place should go to Sexy Rexy
ReplyDelete2nd Place should go to Drew Brees's birthmark
My vote is for the Great Cumslinger. Not only did he steal the virginity of many girls this season, but I think I speak for everyone when I say he also stole our hearts...
ReplyDeletethe cum slingin' sex cannon should win this ho's i mean hands down.
ReplyDeletelike there's even a chance on this website that the cumslinger loses.
ReplyDeleteoh, here's the ego trip of the moment in the form of my take on this. I ripped you guys off plenty of accreditation. and sorry for putting this up, since it's the internet equivalent of "please, listen to my demo!"
ReplyDeletehttp://joshdrimmer.blogspot.com/2007/02/horse-song-iggy-pop.html
Shawne Fucking Merriman
ReplyDeleteJason MOTHER Fucking Taylor.
ReplyDeleteThe "Lord of Cities and Oceans" deserves it, however, based on all the reading pleasure he brought to my corner of the internets, my vote goes to the Sex Cannon.
ReplyDeleteDon't touch my Gold Bond.
I'd like to vote for Bob Sanders. Hawkeyes represent!
ReplyDeleteLDT
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