With the Sex Cannon taking aim at all the suger holes throughout South Florida, what to make of the next game? Awww, shucks, I guess I'm starting to feel sorry for Mr. Choksondik, Peyton Manning. A win today, and he can escape the rural midwest, and head over to The Birdcage, and hang out with his own kind.
The analyist are already saying the AFC teams defense will have to be flexible to the multi talented running and recieving ways of Reggie Bush. You say Bush plays for the Saints, they lost. Yeah, but Reggie Bush is just that damn good.
> is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.
> tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.
In a hearing earlier in the month in Lake County on the charges of not having a Firearm Owners Identification Card, the judge cleared him to go to Miami should the Bears advance.
He still has to be cleared by a Cook County judge, where he faces the charges of violating his probation.
The home confinement went into effect after a preliminary hearing in Cook County court and is effective through Tank's Jan. 23rd hearing
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Rex Grossman and Tank Johnson in Miami. Oh Shit. All the women are gonna be knocked up and all little Havana will bea damn war zone.
Never mind the devastation that will be visited upon South Beach if Tom Brady beats Peyton again.
The Sex Cannon will have all of Miami screaming, "Ay, Papi!"
Don't forget Urlacher and his pussymongering ways.
I'm still picking the Saints.
With the Sex Cannon taking aim at all the suger holes throughout South Florida, what to make of the next game? Awww, shucks, I guess I'm starting to feel sorry for Mr. Choksondik, Peyton Manning. A win today, and he can escape the rural midwest, and head over to The Birdcage, and hang out with his own kind.
Are you sure it's not vaginae?
>BOOM!<
WE SA-LUTE YOU!
It's "vaginii"
Which I think was my verification word a couple weeks ago.
SUPERGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.
Forecast for Miami in 2 weeks: hot and wet with an expected surge of Rex juice soaking South Beach.
The analyist are already saying the AFC teams defense will have to be flexible to the multi talented running and recieving ways of Reggie Bush. You say Bush plays for the Saints, they lost. Yeah, but Reggie Bush is just that damn good.
Is it me, or did Reggie Bush's somersault into the end zone basically piss off the Bears D and seal the game? Silly rookies.
Pemulis
tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.
oh and i love how everyone said they'd lose. ahh makes it even sweeter!
"For those who love the cock..."
We salute you?
> is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.
> tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.
In a hearing earlier in the month in Lake County on the charges of not having a Firearm Owners Identification Card, the judge cleared him to go to Miami should the Bears advance.
He still has to be cleared by a Cook County judge, where he faces the charges of violating his probation.
The home confinement went into effect after a preliminary hearing in Cook County court and is effective through Tank's Jan. 23rd hearing
I'd just like to congratulate "Pemulis" for bring Dovid Foster Wallace references to a snarky football message board.
One small step for man, one giant leap for post-modernist wunderkinden everywhere.
Rather, _David_ Foster Wallace. "Dovid" is a bit too rabbinic for such a WASPy guy.
Buy stock in Trojan!!!
GO BEARS!!!
IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Urlacher?!?!
I hardly even know her.
Tank johnson vs Miami U's football team in a winner shoots all gun battle...who ya got?
The Cumslinger is a living legend. My new favorite cockthlete.
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