KSK Top Secret Playoff Scouting Report Bukkake- Iggles at Saints

This picture sure is suggestive... what it suggests, I have no idea

Last week you the reader were introduced to one of our exclusive NFL scouts. Well a few days ago he was arrested and charged with sodomizing a dead deer on the side of the highway, as much as I wanted to, we just couldn't bring him back. So now meet our new annonymous scout--she'll be handling the duties for the time being. She may come off as a downy innocent but her mind is dirtier than my lungs. Here we go...

Reggie Bush is a reelly good football player and hes a total hotty! I'd let him in my bush anytime :-*)... I tried to get an interview with Philly's quarterback Jeff Garcia but that stupid whore of his started getting all bitchy. I told that ho if she didn't back the fuck down I'd put my size 3 up her snatch... David Akers' tallywhacker makes Jeff Reed look like the little Asian kid in my kintergarden class, somtimes I just lie down thinking about him while listening to P-poppin'.

Donovon Mcnab would be soooo mcuh cooler if his momma wasn't such a twat! If that bitch was my mom id tell her to mind her own mothafuckin' business, then id throw hot soup all over that Chunky bitch...Shauwn Andrews blocks like Bryant Mckinny but thats all they have in common. Fat fuck couldnt find the button with a gps... Drew Brees' throws the balls around really good, but his balls smell like a dead cat.

I once saw Andy Reid totally naked and I still couldn't see his dick. I wouldn't fuck him with Joe's Horn... One time I was down at the barbeque spot an I saw Zach Strief swallow a whole pig, ten minutes later he shat out nothing but the bones.

I like the Saints by ten, that way we can all drop some ecstasy and hit up the orggys on Burbun Street! :P

Now THAT is some good analysis. Suck it, Jay Glazer.