Thursday, November 9, 2006

...And All God's Children Wept


The word is out, friends: Roger Goodell and his team of satanic assbandits are cracking down on YouTube videos of NFL highlights.

No Barry Sanders clips. No "greatest hits" reels of people getting their shit rocked. No Donovan McNabb puking or Jerramy Stevens getting kneed in the crotch or Chad Johnson end zone celebrations.

I... I just don't know what to say. On this tragic day, let's just be thankful that we still have each other.

21 comments:

swing4 said...

I'd rather have the videos.

thope said...

Fuck.

at least all the soccer videos are still available

shoot me in the face

LButler36 said...

I blame the jews

Unknown said...

Roger is truely an asshat of the highest order. Can't someone get Clarett to take him out? He would probably fail but at least provide us with some entertainment in the process.

Rob I said...

We'll always have trampoline basketball.

Critical Sports Blog said...

The NFL is so money poor that they can't allow a little YouTube loving? Bastards.

Unsilent Majority said...

Sorry Rob, Goodell bought the trampoline basketball association.

HELP US FIGHT TBA!

Canadian Bobsled Champ said...

NO FUN LEAGUE!!!

MoonshineMike said...

No more trampoline basketball either? there is really no more gods.

I blame the Republican Leadership for this debacle.

the dude said...

Does that mean they are also going to take the "Bo Jackson running 400 yards for a touchdown in Techmo Bowl" video down too.

I blame TO.

rsr26 (aka Johnny Utah) said...

First they try to ban internet gambling, now this? What's next, are they going to try and stop me from jerking off?

Claude Balls said...

If I ever meet Roger Goodell, I am going to kick him in the nuts.

Otto Man said...

The Republicans warned us that a Democratic takeover would led to us all being forced to gay marry Islamofascist illegal Mexican immigrants, but they never told us about this consequence. If only we had known!

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Roger Goodell doesn't care about black people!

Vee said...

This is SURE to drive down ticket prices!


::crickets::

NDEddieMac said...

honestly, could the league be any gayer? fuckin a

Anonymous said...

NFL = Neo-Fascist Litigators

peytonloveskenny said...

Pretty soon you're going to need the express written consent of the NFL to watch the damn games.

gone said...

Everyone fire up their NES, SNES, Playstation 1,2 (or soon to be 3), Xbox, Xbox360, Sega, Sega Genesis, Turbographix16, Atari 2600, Colecovision, etc and start recreating your favorite football games!

twoeightnine said...

take away my masturbation? from my cold, dead hands!

LButler36 said...

From my experience cold hands are a bad idea during masterbation.