...And All God's Children Wept
The word is out, friends: Roger Goodell and his team of satanic assbandits are cracking down on YouTube videos of NFL highlights.
No Barry Sanders clips. No "greatest hits" reels of people getting their shit rocked. No Donovan McNabb puking or Jerramy Stevens getting kneed in the crotch or Chad Johnson end zone celebrations.
I... I just don't know what to say. On this tragic day, let's just be thankful that we still have each other.
21 comments:
I'd rather have the videos.
Fuck.
at least all the soccer videos are still available
shoot me in the face
I blame the jews
Roger is truely an asshat of the highest order. Can't someone get Clarett to take him out? He would probably fail but at least provide us with some entertainment in the process.
We'll always have trampoline basketball.
The NFL is so money poor that they can't allow a little YouTube loving? Bastards.
Sorry Rob, Goodell bought the trampoline basketball association.
HELP US FIGHT TBA!
NO FUN LEAGUE!!!
No more trampoline basketball either? there is really no more gods.
I blame the Republican Leadership for this debacle.
Does that mean they are also going to take the "Bo Jackson running 400 yards for a touchdown in Techmo Bowl" video down too.
I blame TO.
First they try to ban internet gambling, now this? What's next, are they going to try and stop me from jerking off?
If I ever meet Roger Goodell, I am going to kick him in the nuts.
The Republicans warned us that a Democratic takeover would led to us all being forced to gay marry Islamofascist illegal Mexican immigrants, but they never told us about this consequence. If only we had known!
Roger Goodell doesn't care about black people!
This is SURE to drive down ticket prices!
::crickets::
honestly, could the league be any gayer? fuckin a
NFL = Neo-Fascist Litigators
Pretty soon you're going to need the express written consent of the NFL to watch the damn games.
Everyone fire up their NES, SNES, Playstation 1,2 (or soon to be 3), Xbox, Xbox360, Sega, Sega Genesis, Turbographix16, Atari 2600, Colecovision, etc and start recreating your favorite football games!
take away my masturbation? from my cold, dead hands!
From my experience cold hands are a bad idea during masterbation.
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