Wednesday, December 12, 2007

NFL PostSecret Week 15: No Candor in December

It's an unfortunate world we live in when someone feels so hemmed in by the pressures of society that the only way they feel they can confide in someone is to mail an artfully constructed postcard to some dude in Germantown, MD who packages them together and sells them in bounded collections. Well, the NFL is even more harsh and doubly forbidding of confession, but those struggling with it can always turn to NFL PostSecret. At least we aren't making money off their pain. That's only for the league to do.

NFL PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where players and coaches or whoever I feel like making fun of mails in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. It's also a satire parody of this.

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:24 AM

But I only picked up the 5-yard powder!

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:08 PM

God's Team objects to the crass commercialization of our holiday.


jackin'4beats said...

The last photo is so so true. Who heard the Deangelo Hall interview on ESPN? I get the feeling that if DH saw Petrino on the street, that Petrino would be one dead muthafucka.

wv: okndeck - real words now?

Bodjo said...

I heard the interview. It would've be better if DeAngelo Hall was actually any good at covering...anything.

And the caption for the last one...dude, I'm trying to eat breakfast. Urgh.

pain-ther fan said...

Brandon Marshall only got 15 yards for playing in white powder, but Marcus Stroud got four games for shootin' up. You would think the penelty would be more severe for the nose candy.

Will Reid said...

@nhz- If it looks like a jelly donut and tastes like a jelly donut...

Steve said...

I'm not sure Hall has boosted his free agency value up too much this season what with his failure to be a decent CB, fantastic penalties, and...umm...thoughtful responses.

Otto Man said...

DeAngelo Hall is going places.

Just like DeAngelo Barksdale.

Chris said...

I agree with jackin4beats, Hall is gonna bitch slap Petrino next time he sees him.