Friday, April 11, 2008

As if I needed another reason to despise this broad...

When she tells this story in 15 years, she will claim she accepted the jersey under heavy pressure by Cleveland's front four.... and a pack of rabid hyenas... and an engorged Gary Busey.


(HT:
Mondesi's House)


15 comments:

Slothrop said...

At least her hair won't cover up the name on the back like that fairy Polamalu. She probably hits harder too.

twoeightnine said...

Ben looks like more of a cunt than usual.

Rex said...

I'd suggest that Philadelphia retaliate with an Obama jersey, but I hear people tend to root for Eagles leaders only because they're black

peytonloveskenny said...

Well, she'd probably be a better center than Mahan.

Animal Mother said...

The rest of the QB Class of 2004 laugh at Ben. No way Eli and Marmalard are caught dead wearing a Hillary jersey.

Anonymous said...

cunty? sure... but she does test well with all the pittsburg demographic: soccer moms, nascar dads, white collar pervs and the obese.


i'm just bullshittin... everyone knows there's no white collar anything in pittsburgh

85 said...

If she starts abusing my boy Bill I am taking that bitch down.

Unknown said...

WTF? Everyone knows that it's supposed to be your last name on the jersey. It reminds me of this. Or maybe I was just looking for an excuse to post that.

J Money said...

I think that's a "1" everybody.

Still ridiculous and all the hate is justified. But I'm just sayin' I don't think it's Motorcycle Ben's number.

Five Pound Bag said...

Jeff Reed wants to send his new teammate an e-mail.

drozz said...

she should have had steeley mcbeam presenting her the jersey.

think of the possible demographics covered.....

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that Hillary gets to line up offsides during the Pennsylvania primaries without being flagged?

August West said...

She couldn't spell CUNT if you spotted her the C and the T.

Spatula said...

Hillary's thought bubble: "Look at those morons. I'm so much smarter than you. Oh, and better too. I understand the Hunkie vote is an important demographic, but do I have to put up with these rubes?"

That's it, where's my gun?

Learning to Swim said...

She better get her butt in an Indians or Browns Jersey or this one North Carolinian will go another way. And by the way, our primary actually counts this year.