What More Can I Say?
***BREAKING NEWS***
The Oakland Raiders have just signed Jeffrey Scott George to an NFL contract. I don't have anything funny to add to this news, it would be like performing unnecessary plastic surgery on Jessica Alba. That's all for now, I have to get back to bashing my head against a wall.Update: In case you don't believe me (hell, i wouldn't believe me) here's the story from a reputable news source....then a again those guys did hire Skip Bayless...
18 comments:
If Dalton could clean up the Double Deuce he can clean up the black and silver.
Jeff George back in the L... Jason Whitlock must be happier than a pig in shit.
My waiver priority is too low. Curses!
Jason Whitlock is in RAPTURES. RAPTURES, I say, RAPTURES.
That was Jason Whitlock's orgasm you hear. Now he's whimpering because he's in KC and his man is in the bay. Those Oak-KC games just can't come fast enough.
Beyond the pale, man. Beyond the fucking pale.
it's breaking news like this that makes me glad to be a blogger
So... they're just doing whatever it takes to stop Randy Moss from pulling a T.O. on them.
I thought Art Shell hated stupid white quarterbacks.
Jeff George, the rebirth: I smell SI cover story in October, when the Silver and Black is rolling at 5-1 and Randy Moss is wetting himself with every deep bomb from JG. Al Davis strikes again!
The Raiders are just figuring out what everyone else has known for years-- Aaron Brooks sucks.
kerry collins was way too stable
That reminds me, I think Jim Druckenmiller is due for a comeback.
Those Oak-KC games just can't come fast enough.
Not as fast as Jason Whitlock anyway.
That cover is pure brilliance.
That guy is money and he doesn't even KNOW it.
Brad Johnson just flinched.
Who's next for these clowns, Todd Marinovich? Maybe they can dig up Plunkett's corpse and slap a helmet on it. He'd be about as mobile as George.
What a joke of a franchise.
Vince Evans is throwing passes in the back yard as we speak. Dan Fouts is throwing them back, and Ryan Leaf just went out and bought a cell phone.
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