Wednesday, June 20, 2007

When it's this slow, it's probably not a good idea to send us a picture of yourself in drag

Submissions continue to roll in from hopeful KSK readers wanting to take the final spot in our super-stud fantasy football league. Most of the applications have been entertaining, a few have been wildly perplexing and some, well, some are just plain terrifying. See for yourself...

"Thats right, Not only am I man enough to kick your ass' at
pretend football, Im prettier then your wives."

We certainly admire this guy's, um.... anyway dude, thanks for reading. Remember, regardless of your choice of lifestyle, you have until June 30 to tell us why we should pick you.

Thanks for entertaining US for a change, you lazy fucking slackers.




26 comments:

Anonymous said...

So nude pictures of Jerome Bettis are a bad idea?

BeaverFever said...

i puked in my mouth a little bit.

Dave said...

the black bars always make the picture seem so much dirtier.

My Insignificant Life said...

I am now legally blind.

Otto Man said...

Yeesh. You should have put the black bar over our eyes for that one.

Smello said...

Those are some seriously slutty shoes.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Did you guys get the pics of Donovan Mcnabb's mom naked I sent in?

K-Rock said...

i think that is a picture of phil mickelson based on the size of the cans

MCBias said...

By the whiteness of the arms and the Cardinal-red heels, it's clearly Will Leitch, trying to have another team in the league. That wig was an inspired choice, I'll give him that.

Bloof said...

I'd hit it.

pmk3 said...

that picture looks like the she-man from the movie "Baseketball". You know, the she-man who hits on the little bitch throughout the movie.

Tell me I'm not the only person who has seen this modern cinema classic.

Wormfather said...

Not a good pic to see on the heels of my last comment in the last thread.

The good news is it looks like I'll be able to hold out on lunch until 1.

BeaverFever said...

o.k., 3 of the last 4 pics that have accompanied the post have been very gay. the vilage people, gay band from england the bros. , and now a dude in drag. wtf ? can we hetero it up a little bit around here. maybe a cheerleader pic ?

MyBoysAreMyLife said...
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MyBoysAreMyLife said...

That looks like Eddie Murphy's transvestite hooker in some serious "fuck me" pumps.

Unknown said...

Oh no, Dad. NO!

Hercules Rockefeller said...

+1 to Bloof for that entry. Good stuff man.

gone said...

That oddly enough looks just a like a woman I know....


*shudder*

PS: wtf is with these long word verif lately?!?!?

BeaverFever said...

can anyone verify if that is a duff man figurine on that guy's desk near his monitor ?

Slash said...

I kinda like the shoes. They are seriously slutty, but that appears to be what he's going for. And he is a kinda good-looking tranny. I've seen far uglier women, from head to toe.

If I had a vote, he'd get mine. That other shit you linked to is fucked up. And not in a good way. I think one of those was supposed to be in the "design the 9/11 mausoleum" contest.

BeaverFever said...

there is no such thing as a good looking tranny.

Bloof said...

I give this mystery tranny a -99.

Maxwell Klinger was not a badass, he was a chickenshit that wanted to go home.

So go home.

josh said...

yes! the wildly perplexing one is mine!

SallyPierre said...

fat fingers but s/he has a nice left knee.

Brian said...

Are LA Times columnists eligible?

Unknown said...

Nice mary jane's.
I wonder if his/her partner where's them?