Wednesday, March 21, 2007

"It's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."

We at KSK like to think of ourselves as one big happy family. True, it may be the kind of family that has an alcoholic, cross-dressing uncle, a kleptomaniac mom and a knocked-up 14-year old daughter, but it's a family nonetheless. And what better way to examine the humorous foibles of families than Bil Keane's venerable (not to mention inexplicably popular) piece of Americana The Family Circus?

With this in mind, the entire KSK crew (except Big Daddy Drew, what has that lazy fucker ever done for this blog?) devoted their collective wit to bringing an NFL flavor to this funny page stalwart. That's right kids, today you're getting two posts that at least tangentially relate to football. Damn we're good (and handsome, and smart, and well-endowed, and humble)....










































(A tip of Unsilent Majority's sombrero to the sick bastards at the Dysfunctional Family Circus, who have been doing this sort of thing for years.)

40 comments:

becky said...

brilliant. cue the spit-take on the Smoot one.

so um...which one of you is the cross-dressing uncle?

T. said...

I don't like that you people made me chuckle out loud in Special Education law class....

Unsilent Majority said...

they have law school for special kids?

this explains so much...

save the steagles said...

These were absolutely hilarious. I always appreciate a good dig at OSU's academic standards.

Anonymous said...

What? None of the cartoons where little Jeffy runs all over the place with dotted lines labeled with places Bengal players had committed a crime or Kyle Orton had passed out in his own vomit?

Unknown said...

@t - I actually practiced in special education law for about six months. good work, but depressing too.

how about this:

Tim Hardaway wants his banana back.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

God bless you UM.

BeaverFever said...

i was expecting to see one cartoon goofing on eric mangini's and bill parcells' man boobs. also, where is the sex cannon cartoon ?

Unknown said...

Insert "Sex Cannon" joke here.

Anonymous said...

... and a knocked-up 14-year old daughter

sorry about that. i'll pay for the trip to the clinic

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Suprised you didn't go for this one UM.

Otto Man said...

Excellent work. The Michael Irvin storybook is my favorite.

And classy of you to give a shout-out to the Dysfunctional Family Circus crew. I thought they'd been driven underground by Bil Keane's hired goons. Good to see they still exist in some form.

LadyAndrea said...

Hilarious Flubby, I was giggling all thru my Business Associations class.

Signal to Noise said...

Making it rain takes the prize.

BeaverFever said...

big fan of the joey porter dog cartoon.

David said...

I almost lost it for the Ogden teabagging episode. And I was giving a test.

Redhead said...

And I just want to show my appreciation for that pussy, TO.

Chris Condon said...

Wow. A reference to "Go."

Outstanding, gents.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Ooo! ooo! Do Marmaduke next, ...that fucking dog.

flubby said...

In my day, we didn't have wireless internet during our law school lectures. Damn whippersnappers. Get off my lawn!

Anonymous said...

I see Flubby is back on the Peter King kick again.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

In my day, we didn't have wireless internet during our law school lectures. Damn whippersnappers. Get off my lawn!

Yes Mr. Schottenheimer

becky said...

If I didn't have wireless internet in my law school classes, I would probably have died. Or played a lot more solitaire.

MoonshineMike said...

In the late 80s we printed entire books of these. I still have some.

They never get old.

Anonymous said...

these were great...

in a somewhat of topic thing

better know a draft pick

greg olsen
nickname: g-reg
hobbies: getting head

height: 65
weight: until the otehr 6 guys are done

urine test: jiz
stool sample: collard greens

mainstream comparison: jeremy shockey
ksk comparison: Mark chimera. for obvious reasons.

who wants him: 7th floor hoes
who will take him: hopefully not the colts

favorite food: grits
favorite expression: stick a nuthole in her ee

story espn will shove down your throat: he is white and fast, and white.

immediate impact: none except on your faith in mankind as a whole.
down the road. probably going to pull a mark chimera.

gone said...

I'm guessing UM is like the knocked up 14 year old daughter?

The Dude said...

Brilliant, KSK. Just brilliant.

gone said...

WAAAAAIT! What about a cartoon with Jeffy running around with the dotted lines and pointing all the places Rextasy has shot a load on "marking" his territory?

Ray said...

The "bad MS paint" tag never leads us astray. The black quarterback one made me spit up coffee.

Zen Wizard said...

Well, this is just pure comic gold, here.

WestSideSlant said...

Holy shit, I almost coughed up a lung. Nice work.

Unsilent Majority said...

either you cough up the lung or you don't. there's no almost about it.

jackin'4beats said...

Making it rain...oh yeah...strippers love the rain. Until a muthafucka gets shot.

Nice job flubberama.

Ricky O'Donnell said...

Can you believe the Pacers just made it rain AFTER they traded Stevie Jack.

Mike said...

Fine work, Flubby.

flubby said...

Like I said in the intro, it was a group effort. I think I did two of those comics.

'Black QB' was all UM, by the way.

jackin'4beats said...

I think UM was channeling a little Clint in that cartoon. But it was still pretty funny.

Good job throwing him to the wolves. HAHA

Anonymous said...

When did ThePhatPhree move over to KSK?

Lou Pickney said...

Great post -- some of those were laugh out loud hilarious.

sbackl said...

I love these cartoons, anything that can make you laugh out loud is good for you my favorite is the woman telling the girl not to party but she replies what if they have weed, really funny. As a turf layer I get access to alot of staduims and seeing the people up close and refering to characatuers abd cartoons is hilarious.