Holiday wonderment abounds...
I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish. Maj says it's utter bunk, but maybe he just doesn't want to claim God's linebacker. Nonetheless, it says so right on his Wikipedia bio-- so it must be true. Happy Hanukkah, Ray.
Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.
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Wouldn't that make him "G-d's linebacker?"
Any evidence of him being Yahweh's Linebacker has been edited out of the wikipedia post it seems.
Just another example of Ray Ray's control over the liberal media.
He just converted so he can carry an eight-bladed knife.
Ray. Is. Golem.
Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.
But Ray as a mohel ? We think not
Well if he were, would he get to destroy the Washington Foreskins?
(I'll show myself out now.)
He'll be joining his brother Richard on a very special episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
That menorah hat makes him look like a Gayven.
He must have bought the Caged Wisdom Series.
faith is a fact
wikipedia took down the jewish part
now i don't know what to believe
Rod Carew is disappointed
I have visions of baby Ray Lewis beating the everloving shit out of the guy who tried to circumcise him.
Well, some say Jews control everything, the media, banks, etc. Now they even control pregame scream-fests and introductions.
"... even Ray Lewis lights the menorah, atones for his sins of knocking QBs to the floor-a"
I tried
That's why he stabbed that guy, post-pubescent circumcision!
Kyle Boller's under center
Our O-line's wearing thin,
And when they're under pressure,
He drops and we don't win!
Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
Our O-line's wearing thin,
Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
He drops and we don't win!
Sammy Davis Jr. would approve of this.
Perhaps he's a member of Beta Israel?
The hell with Ray Lewis' foreskin, where's the latest episode of Jerry Jones & Wade Philips given the team's humiliating home loss on Sunday??!!
The previous episode regarding tailing Jessica Simpson (pun intended) seems especially precient given her effects of being at the game.
Yee Haw - can't wait!
Methinks Jessica Simpson is secretly a Packer Fan
Next person that demands a Wade and Jerry post will get a Peter King gay porn post instead.
ooh in that case WadeandJerry WadeandJerry WadeandJerry... ha!
Mark Schlereth just said that Sean Taylor "had been called a meast" on the pro bow selection show. Carry on
Hannukah ended a week ago.
Peter King gay porn and lemon parties, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Let's take this shit back to it's gay mafia roots.
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