Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Holiday wonderment abounds...
I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish. Maj says it's utter bunk, but maybe he just doesn't want to claim God's linebacker. Nonetheless, it says so right on his Wikipedia bio-- so it must be true. Happy Hanukkah, Ray.
Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.
Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.
Wouldn't that make him "G-d's linebacker?"
ReplyDeleteAny evidence of him being Yahweh's Linebacker has been edited out of the wikipedia post it seems.
ReplyDeleteJust another example of Ray Ray's control over the liberal media.
He just converted so he can carry an eight-bladed knife.
ReplyDeleteRay. Is. Golem.
ReplyDeleteFunny, he doesn't look Jewish.
ReplyDeleteBut Ray as a mohel ? We think not
ReplyDeleteWell if he were, would he get to destroy the Washington Foreskins?
(I'll show myself out now.)
He'll be joining his brother Richard on a very special episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
ReplyDeleteThat menorah hat makes him look like a Gayven.
ReplyDeleteHe must have bought the Caged Wisdom Series.
ReplyDeletefaith is a fact
ReplyDeletewikipedia took down the jewish part
ReplyDeletenow i don't know what to believe
Rod Carew is disappointed
ReplyDeleteI have visions of baby Ray Lewis beating the everloving shit out of the guy who tried to circumcise him.
ReplyDeleteWell, some say Jews control everything, the media, banks, etc. Now they even control pregame scream-fests and introductions.
ReplyDelete"... even Ray Lewis lights the menorah, atones for his sins of knocking QBs to the floor-a"
ReplyDeleteI tried
That's why he stabbed that guy, post-pubescent circumcision!
ReplyDeleteKyle Boller's under center
ReplyDeleteOur O-line's wearing thin,
And when they're under pressure,
He drops and we don't win!
Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
Our O-line's wearing thin,
Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
He drops and we don't win!
Sammy Davis Jr. would approve of this.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he's a member of Beta Israel?
ReplyDeleteThe hell with Ray Lewis' foreskin, where's the latest episode of Jerry Jones & Wade Philips given the team's humiliating home loss on Sunday??!!
ReplyDeleteThe previous episode regarding tailing Jessica Simpson (pun intended) seems especially precient given her effects of being at the game.
Yee Haw - can't wait!
Methinks Jessica Simpson is secretly a Packer Fan
ReplyDeleteNext person that demands a Wade and Jerry post will get a Peter King gay porn post instead.
ReplyDeleteooh in that case WadeandJerry WadeandJerry WadeandJerry... ha!
ReplyDeleteMark Schlereth just said that Sean Taylor "had been called a meast" on the pro bow selection show. Carry on
ReplyDeleteHannukah ended a week ago.
ReplyDeletePeter King gay porn and lemon parties, that's what I'm talkin' about!
ReplyDeleteLet's take this shit back to it's gay mafia roots.