It's A (Cleo) Lemon Party!
Billick, your ass is so fired.
Monday, December 17, 2007
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Congrats to the Dolphins for now becoming just another fucking shitty team.
I'm still willing to bet someone googles "lemon party".
if ravens fans had a choice between googling lemon party and giving billick another year on his contract, which would they do?
I don't know what this "lemon party" thing is, but if the other option is another year for Billick, I don't want to know.
How long until Oakland hires him to revamp their offense?
The Ravens should totally hire Bill Cowher so I can start murdering people with impunity. Thank you, not guilty by reason of insanity!
Dear Baltimore Management,
Please do not fire Brian Billck.
-The AFC North
SO fired.
if my team can be (temporarily) at .500 with Dick Jauron as HC, then certainly there is somebody else out there who can coach a reasonably talented Ravens squad to an average record, right?
verification word: xhofpqlp
gazundheit!
(Cleo) Lemon party? What's the joke?
...
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I can't stop crying...
I have been waiting since thursday to bust this one out
"It' just ain't a lemon party without Old Dick"
-Dick Lemon
How in the Christ do you NOT begin packing a moving crate if you're Brian Billick this morning?
Jim Fassell is laughing his ass off right now.
Between this and the Pats disaster, Billick has wrecked his rep. Still, he won a Super Bowl in 2000 and finished 13-3 just last year. Mike Shanahan's been holding on to Lord of Denver status on far less than that, and it doesn't look to change soon.
Is the difference in attitude towards the coach due to Baltimore being a smarter city than Denver? Or is Baltimore with a sense of sentiment? I don't live in either place, help me out.
And the word verification is friggin' Rosetta Stone-ish, seems to get longer every time...
Aside from this season, the fact is Shanahan's had a much better run in Denver than Billick has in Baltimore.
Consider: This will be only the second losing season in Shanahan's tenure. The first came when Elway retired, TD was done and both Sharpe and Ed McCaffrey were lost for the year. Oh, and Brian Griese was named starting QB. I'll give Shanny a mulligan for that. I guess.
Shit, where am I? DICK JOKE. DICK JOKE. DICK JOKE.
A few months back there was a thread where 289 introduced the Gay Mafia to lemonparty.org. BDD erased the comment and asked 289 to put a NSFW tag on it. He did and I clicked the link, (un)fortunatly my web filter here at work blocked the page. BDD later removed the post entirely, stating that the site was not to be seen by anyone, ever (or something to that effect).
Well today I said, damnit, I'm going around the filter and found lemonparty.org
I'm starting theropy tomorrow.
thanks wormfather for confirming my earlier statement that someone would check out lemon party.
Dear MMP,
You're an ass.
Sincerely,
JAMMQ's Eyeballs.
@jammq
Lemon Party Wins...flawless victory...Fatality!
My nephew found lemon party in my Google drop-down of previous (perverted) searches ......poor kid can't feed himself or control his bowels any longer.
Word veri. 'elmgnat' = treebug
"It' just ain't a lemon party without Old Dick"
-Dick Lemon
When this was said on 30 Rock last week - I giggled, groaned, and threw up a little all at the same time; my girl asked what was so funny/wrong and I was at a loss for words. How do you explain Lemon Party so someone who hasn't seen it?
I hope she doesn't try googling it at work.
Wait. I introduced them to lemon party? How do you think they celebrated back to back weblog awards?
Billick will be fired. He has lost control over everything except his ego.
damnit im pissed i missed this. all i asked for for christmas is a lemon party
Ok, I just checked out Lemon Party on Wikipedia first - it's apparently a political party in Canada. They apparently are in favor of restructuring Canada's economy on the production of lemons and support global warming in for lemon growth. They also want to abolish Toronto and repeal the law of gravity. I'm all for lemons. Why is this thread so full of lemon haters? I'm going to google this to figure out why you all hate the Lemon Party of Canada so much...wait...augh! There is no God! Argh! I'm going to soak my eyes in lemons!
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FUCK!!!!!! I goggled it anyhow. I had to, I just had to. You know what I mean? FUCK!! (BTW, this is the same speech I gave to myself, in my own head, after that hooker in New Orleans. But, at least I was drunk then.)
Dear Marvin Lewis,
Come on, with the amount of Bengals who get arrested, someone's got to know someone who can shank that asshole. Offensive genius my pasty white ass.
Love,
The entire Baltimore fanbase, Troy Smith, Willis McGahee and Trent Dilfer.
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