Your KSK Suicide Pools Non-Update, Part I
I just went downstairs for a breakfast sandwich, and HOLY SHIT, was it good. It was only like, two bucks! I love the South.
Anyway, this is not a real update on the Pools. We'll have a real update tomorrow, after the Monday Night game. I'd estimate that we're finally down to about 30 entries, from about 750 original participants. I went out after forgetting to pick a team for Week 2, but I'm awesome like that. But we can get to that later.
For now, here are some of my favorite entry names from the pools this year. You people did us proud; with a scant canvas of only 30 characters, you managed to create and compose elements of sheer splendor. Behold:
FaceButterontheToast
Optimus Prime Minister
fish taco and vanzetti
Goodell's Lapdog
Rosebud Basselopes
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong
Oh my God it's PacMan's music
generic sexual innuendo
The Chicago Bear Grylls
The Noisewater Experience
Bluth Company Fire Starters
Abbandano Grosseria
Shaved Yak
Marcus Vick McRobbed You
Ditka & The Sex Cannons
Lance Ito's Facial Pubes
Its my Vick in a box
Touched By An Uncle
Steely McBeam - Heterosexual
Bill Walsh's Corpse's Legacy
Face Down in Oprah
Full Blown Aides
My Biscuits are Burning
Tijuana Snaggle Puss
TeriSchiavoSignedMyFeedingTube
Jew Don Boney Jr
Derrick Thomas Driving School
Whole Kitna Kaboodle
Benoit's Weight Machine
Dogs+Water+Electricity
Erin Andrews' Panties
Rick Ankiel's The-rapist
turd
rusty shackleford sees all
Lake Tahoe Goulets
The Well-Hung Jury
More brilliance forthcoming in Part II.
8 comments:
Terry Schaivo signed my feeding tube - I didn't think anything could top Alabama Church fire. Oh how wrong I was.
I know that no one likes to here about fantasy teams, but holy shit God's duo--Purple Jesus and Jon "the Healing Mircale" Kitna--for the fucking win.
BDD, I can only hope you get a good QB and a wideout for your vikings next year.
i was forced to change the name of my fantasy team to "The Grape Stand". bet you can't guess what it was called originally
@pemulis- Marcus Vick's No-Kill Animal Shelter?
I think Derrick Thomas Driving School tops the Terry Schaivo one.
To be perfectly honest, I stole facebutteronthetoast from a good friend (he came up with it for another league we are in.)I absolutley suck at coming up with fantasy team names.
Full Blown Aides? I don't get it.
'fish taco & vanzetti'
whoever came up with this one, Fuck You.
Trying not to laugh at work, I almost snotted all over my $4,000 suit!
Come on!
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