KSK Lays Waste to Competition, Attracting Admiration of Public Radio
For the second straight year, Kissing Suzy Kolber has been voted Best Sports Blog, at least if you're going by The Weblog Awards. Which you should. The Bloggies don't count for shit.
Thanks to our readers for heeding our pleas for running up the vote total. We conquered, then we conquered a little more, then we let this guy go after their tattered remains.
KSK finished with more than 50 percent of the vote. No doubt seeing in us a great example of how to run a pledge drive, NPR yesterday cited Drew for the coinage of the Purple Jesus moniker. Yet it's Mottram who's making coin on his Horse Balls and Purple Jesus shirts. Hey, we should be the ones soaking Drew's talents for cash. Step off, Blogfather.
To our rivals, thanks for participating. We've got a fine parting gift for you.
You're in luck. It could've been New England-style fish assholes. They come with Sully sauce.
credit oomsa for fishhole pic
27 comments:
Another shitty blog riding Bill Simmons cock to fame and money.
I'm guessing the New England-style fish assholes only contain assholes from white fish?
Congrats, guys. All vote mongering aside, it was obviously well deserved.
And now two Web Blog Awards, and an NPR shout-out? If this were an episode of Behind the Music, would now be the time when UM turned fascist and went on an anti-Semetic rant, BDD started wearing fur coats and fedoras everywhere, and XMas Ape got caught in a bathroom stall with Raven Symone?
It was Miley Cyrus, not Raven Symone. But other than that, spot on.
Nice win, boys. And I love the random NPR shout-out. But most of all I'm relieved that GHBill Simmons and his creepy rapist eyes are no longer the first post.
Hey, I've been wearing fur coats and fedoras since this operation began.
@caveman:
Yeah, sort of figured you would be the one to find God.
just doing this to get rid of simmons face
I'm confused. Why replace one image of a stinking asshole with another?
Fucking Mottram. The original blog whore.
Yahoo! motherfucker. Yahoo!.
I seem to remember something about butter...
Butter pics! Butter pics! We want butter pics!
Are those the same Weblog Awards that voted a Climate Change denial site as the Best Science Blog? Maybe you shouldn't be bragging about that...
votes make your pussy wet????
KSK: Winning blog awards and providing a place for Massholes to voice their faux-superiority since 2006.
Jake, the readers vote to determine who wins. It's not like the Weblog Awards people handpicked the winners.
Congrats, I think we should celebrate the old fashioned way... doing rails off a strippers ass.
It's a disturbing thing to notice, but KSK has become the New England Patriots of sports blogs: You've won the title twice in a row, you ran up the score on your opponents, and you may have resorted to less-than-honest tactics in order to win.
Have you complained yet about the Internet deliberating shutting down its servers to keep you from getting votes?
Oh, and your followers are raving, blindly devoted assholes. Wait a minute...
Yeah, but KSK isn't run by whiny douchebags.
Whiny massengills.
/fixed
I've never heard them whine.
When did Matthew Berry start referring to Purple Jesus as such? Is this a good thing or bad?
Since this blog has been ackowledged as such a literary force two years running, probably able to mold the thoughts of youth and other phsychopaths, I wonder the merits of a case built around this staff's advocation of criminal acts against Brady?
That is, just in case some DE finds a way around those 5 big white guys protecting the man. And I mean real, manly, Old Spice type DE's, not the 210 lb tulips Indy employs.
Why has robert not been banned yet? His whole white guy thing is getting a little ridiculous.
robert also believes that Jonathan Swift ate children and the Trenchcoat Mafia was reenacting Doom in Littleton.
A little tulip named Robert Mathis actually DID find his way around Brady's O-line last weekend. Twice.
Why has robert not been banned yet? His whole white guy thing is getting a little ridiculous.
Alberto Gonzalez?
I object to PLK's objection of White guys playing in the NFL.
I also object to his future objections of Greg Blue,
Robert Redd,
Ahman Green,
Ian Gold,
Cleo Lemon,
Jordan Black,
Quinton Teal,
Courtney Brown,
Quinn Gray, and of course
Purple Jesus
Who must I see to press charges?
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