BONUS ENDORSEMENT FOR THE LADIES! Burt Reynolds Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes (that’s today!), we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be MALE, and possess a surplus of chest hair and short shorts, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. For you sweet ladyfolk, today’s BONUS celebrity endorser is none other than the man himself, Burt Reynolds. Burt, what do YOU think of KSK?


“Fuck your pissy little blog. I’m here to talk about Burt. Go ahead, ladies. Stare. It’s all right. God gave me this gorgeous body for you to enjoy. Feast your eyes on a REAL FUCKING MAN for a change.


"Boy, they don’t make stars like they used to, do they? You think Josh Hartnett could look this good on a bearskin rug with a pack of rich Camel unfiltereds? It’s nothing but a bunch of waxed little boys out there. Lucky for you, ol’ Burt still delivers the goods. Go ahead and touch yourselves, ladies. Sally Field liked to hit ol’ rotary phone dial in front of yours truly. I’m no stranger to that game."

Thanks, Burt! And be sure to vote today, even if you’re still throwing up at the pictures!

UPDATE: To assauge are you genuinely angry lady readers, here's RYAN Reynolds.

Marisa Miller Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes (that’s today!), we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Yesterday, I asked you to vote for who you’d like the final endorser to be. You voted for porn star Aurora Snow. Unfortunately, I can’t post pictures of Snow here, since the only photos available all feature various foodstuffs lodged inside of her. Thus, today’s celebrity endorser is SI supermodel and unreasonably attractive woman Marisa Miller. Marisa, what do YOU think of KSK?

“Will you just win the stupid fucking award already? No one fucking cares."



Thanks, Marisa! And be sure to vote today, even if you haven’t finished masturbating!

Stacy Kiebler Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is former WWE Diva Stacy Kiebler. Stacy, what do YOU think of KSK?

“Well, the thing I love about KSK is that they care about the plight of average Americans. But they also care about the plight of PERFECT Americans such as myself. I also like the fact that they care so deeply about the hardships facing migrant farm workers and... wait, you're not actually reading this text, are you? What are you, Larry Craig? This quote could be in Portuguese and I doubt you boys would give a shit. Just stare at my pictures and leave me alone."



Thanks, Stacy! And be sure to vote every day, even if the site has clearly crashed!

BONUS: Tomorrow is the last day of these posts. So pick who you'd like our final endorser to be in the comments. Whoever gets the most votes wins.

Jordan Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is model Katie Price, aka Jordan. Jordan, what do YOU think of KSK?

“I love KSK because they talk about the issues that affect me as a citizen. Issues like, does the above swimsuit reveal my nipple? Because honestly, I can't tell if this is a nip slip or not. KSK also shares my concerns about horseless horsebackriding.


"All big-breasted models such as myself deserve a horse to ride on, so that our huge mammaries might bounce up and down in the name of freedom. Without a horse's back to grind against, how am I supposed to get the proper vaginal stimulation? KSK's progressive attitude on this matter is exactly what I'm looking for.


"And will photographers stop making me do the crabwalk in high heels? Jesus Christ, man. This isn't the military.


"I also support KSK's proposal for a 18% increase in leg warmer subsidies. And they support wearing two bras at the same time. They've got my vote!"

Thanks, Jordan! Stay tuned for more endorsements from models who went way overboard at the plastic surgeon's office all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if your wife left you to run away with her gynecologist!

Samantha Fox Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is 80's sexpot Samantha Fox. I spent much of my youth masturbating to very small pictures of Fox topless in ads in the back of "Hit Parader" magazine. Sammy darling, what do YOU think of KSK?

I wanna have some fun
I wanna have some fun
I move my body all night long
I move my body all night long
Working hard every day
Working hard every day
I like to frig myself to KSK
I like to frig myself to KSK

Thanks, Samantha! Stay tuned for more endorsements from horny British singers all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re being trampled by the crowd at a Who concert!

Jessica Alba Endorses KSK!

Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is actress and Dane Cook foil Jessica Alba. Jessica, what do YOU think of KSK?

“Omigod, I love KSK! I love funny things! Lots of people think I'm just a pretty face with an impossible body and flawless complexion, but I've got a real sense of humor! I love doing comedy and looking silly! Like, I heard this one joke yesterday. Oh my God, it was SO funny! It made me laugh SO HARD! Ha ha ha! I don't remember what it was."

Thanks, Jessica! Stay tuned for more endorsements from vapid, smoking-hot actresses all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re in the process of assigning yourself a new gender!

Jon Polito Hears KSK is a Good Egg

Listen, Mac: I don't aim to waste your time. I don't feel any particular antipathy toward you and yours and you probably feel likewise. I'm just trying to give you the skinny, the score. Pin back your eyes for a moment and don't raise any rumpus. This daylight savings time has me all out of sorts.

What we need here is a return to the norm, the norm being defined as the tradition of a single year. That, of course, is the election of Kissing Suzy Kolber as the internet's best sports blog, as defined by a sample size of a tinker's damn, if you pardon my Gallic tendencies. That's what we've come to value as order, something the Italian families valued above all else. Because, if there's anything Italians are known for, it's getting things done in time, and screwing over the schmatas.

Don't give me the high hat, just hear me out. I know I'm not the pulchritude of a Lucy Pinder, but I'm a man who knows what he likes. And what I like is being type cast as a voluble old-timey gangster. I can speak in hard boiled slang until the chippies come home or wherever it is they distribute Carnal Knowlege correctly.

Lucy Pinder Endorses KSK!

Last year, we tried a plethora of strategies to win the Best Sports Blog award. We begged. We pleaded. We even resorted to a good old fashioned nasty attack ad. And all of it, to our surprise, worked. But I think this year, I think we’re gonna require an even bigger effort. And you know what that means: Celebrity endorsements!

Yes, celebrity endorsments are the backbone of any campaign. Spielberg endorsed Hillary. Oprah endorsed Obama. Fred Thompson mildly endorsed Fred Thompson. And the corpse of Lenin endorsed Kucinich. Having a celebrity back you lets the common folk know you have even less in common with them than they originally thought. Is that A+ campaigning? Fuck and yes.

So, every day until voting closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote for KSK. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is British pinup model and Tebow-girlfriend lookalike Lucy Pinder. Lucy, what do YOU think of KSK?


“Oh, I think KSK is brilliant, innit? Even though I’ve never heard of them. And I don’t know anything about American football. And I’ve never heard of a blog before. In fact, I don’t even know how to use a computer. I just stick out my heaving treasure chest and say, ‘Can someone please help me with this bloody machine?’ and blokes come running in to help me! It’s brilliant. I like dancing and pretty colors.”

Thanks, Lucy! Stay tuned for more endorsements from big-breasted models all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re in jail!