Showing posts with label running up the score. Show all posts
Showing posts with label running up the score. Show all posts

Saturday, November 10, 2007

KSK Lays Waste to Competition, Attracting Admiration of Public Radio

For the second straight year, Kissing Suzy Kolber has been voted Best Sports Blog, at least if you're going by The Weblog Awards. Which you should. The Bloggies don't count for shit.

Thanks to our readers for heeding our pleas for running up the vote total. We conquered, then we conquered a little more, then we let this guy go after their tattered remains.

KSK finished with more than 50 percent of the vote. No doubt seeing in us a great example of how to run a pledge drive, NPR yesterday cited Drew for the coinage of the Purple Jesus moniker. Yet it's Mottram who's making coin on his Horse Balls and Purple Jesus shirts. Hey, we should be the ones soaking Drew's talents for cash. Step off, Blogfather.

To our rivals, thanks for participating. We've got a fine parting gift for you.

You're in luck. It could've been New England-style fish assholes. They come with Sully sauce.

credit oomsa for fishhole pic

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Marisa Miller Endorses KSK!


Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes (that’s today!), we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Yesterday, I asked you to vote for who you’d like the final endorser to be. You voted for porn star Aurora Snow. Unfortunately, I can’t post pictures of Snow here, since the only photos available all feature various foodstuffs lodged inside of her. Thus, today’s celebrity endorser is SI supermodel and unreasonably attractive woman Marisa Miller. Marisa, what do YOU think of KSK?

“Will you just win the stupid fucking award already? No one fucking cares."



Thanks, Marisa! And be sure to vote today, even if you haven’t finished masturbating!