LaDainian Inaction Figure Includes Kung-Fu Bench Grip

Even if kids spend the overwhelming majority of their time with video games, it's not for a lack of realistic toys to play with. Take, for example, this fine toy tableau of LaDainian Tomlinson seated comfortably on Charger blue pine. Clearly, this is the regular season edition, missing as it does the puffy coat and dark visor. The sullen expression is well articulated, though. Leave it to Spawn creator Todd McFarlane to capture that so flawlessly. He knows from angst.

Thanks to reader Vipul for the tip.