YYYYAAAHHH!!! Welkaaah's Gettin' Whiteaaahh!

While Tommy Brady's droppin tha Hulk Hogan big boot on them daaahkies in the Big Apple, auld numbah one receivah Wes Welkaaah is fillin' up on the fortahfying seed a' the great Mistah Chaaahlie. He's that much maah unstappable now! Stepping up his game in time fah tha big show!

Just whaaat he needs to cahve up them big dumb stumblebum daahkies like Aahsi Uoumenyeraah. Quit hoggin all tha vowels, ya greedy scaaatalagical taaaah baby!

Just ya wait, New Yaahk daaahkies. We gonna let ya heeah abaat this all yeaah long! Go Paytreeuts!