KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pick: Herschel Walker

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, college football great turned author Herschel Walker

Yaarrrrr!

Swoggle me eyes, bilge rat!

A more pathetic sight mine eyes have not 'ere to alight upon. Have we a contest of a bunch of musket-totin' freedom lovers and some scurvy overgrown lads from the Port of Jersey? Squaring off in a climate as dry as a witch's tit?

'Tis no place for a piratical dog such as myself. Narrrrr. Narrrrrr.

I'd sooner find meself wading through the briny deep staring down at the Spanish Armada. But if it's a pick ye demands, lay the doubloon line a little higher, and talk we might.

Yaarrrrr.