It's ironic that #18 calls Belisecondplace a vagina when he's probably never seen one.
That said, Go Giants!!!*
*Disclaimer: I'm in no way associated with any of these people in the video, nor do I resemble the stereotypical Jersey male with slicked back hair and 7 gold chains. I do not troll through the malls eating at Sbarro's.
Jeez, I don't know what the big deal is. Whenever I watch a football game with my friends, we all unexpectedly break out into lame song parodies. Then we to a bathhouse and get ejaculated upon by 6 strange men. Just normal guy behavior, right?
Oh yeah, when the Seahawks win a Super Bowl, I plan on starting a snowball fight with Hitler and Reggie White down in hell (if Roger Goodell has anything to say about it).
I like how he talks about getting everything right down to the smallest detail, then later they say he'll get the Lombardi trophy tattooed on the top of his head. Yeah, because that's where it goes.
Jake Gyllenhall thought that was difficult to watch.
ReplyDelete/so did Ledger's corpse
Million to one says 18 has never seen a boob.
ReplyDeleteI'd say the odds are far better than that.
ReplyDeleteDouble or nothing those are really undercover Pats fans lashing out
ReplyDelete/overcome with schadenfreude
I liked that all the one guy had to do was say HANDS and everyone took that as their cue.
ReplyDeleteBillion to one says any of them have gotten laid.
ReplyDeleteI love how the Strahan jersey mounted his friend Dirty Dancing style. "Just one dude ridin' another."
ReplyDeleteAnd wow, "Walking in a Manning Wonderland"? Worst. Celebration Song. Ever.
I enjoyed reading the tags, THEN watching the video and realizing what each of them meant.
ReplyDelete"Pointing to your groin? What was that one suppos...ahh, there it is."
These guys must have shared a Zima during the game.
ReplyDelete@ Hercules Rockefeller -
ReplyDeleteThis is the internet age, my friend.
I saw one like this for the Colts win last year except the guys humping each other were all related.
ReplyDelete@jordan, I think he meant in the flesh.
ReplyDelete@ upstate
ReplyDeletewait, so does that mean the drawings in the 6th grade health book don't count???? ......goddammit
sweet mother of god, i am blind
ReplyDeleteShouldn't there be an "i always hurt the ones i love tag", because I'm guessing at least one of those guys is a commenter here.
ReplyDeleteFaggotry run amuck...
ReplyDeleteThat's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
ReplyDeleteIronically, these guys called a couple of guys at the bar "fuckin' queeahs" later that night.
ReplyDelete@biggus rickus...
ReplyDeleteYour welcome, Patton Oswalt.
That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
ReplyDelete... with an extra dick left over to go in an ear.
/patton
richard,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I kind of assumed anyone reading this blog would recognize the quote. But I'll be sure to supply bibliographies from now on.
I hope this isn't the last time we see the "a feagles jersey?" tag.
ReplyDeletecmon, if your team won a super bowl or any championship..you'd be like that too
ReplyDelete/awkwardly steps backward out of room
Oh, my celebration would be FAR gayer.
ReplyDeleteMine would involve a face tattoo.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm a Chiefs fan, so I can make that promise knowing it'll never happen.
My celebration would probably involve full frontal nudity and jail. Possibly not in that order.
ReplyDeleteOtto - Make sure you spell "Chiefs" right.
ReplyDeleteGood point, Chris.
ReplyDelete/great googly moogly
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ReplyDeleteWow. That was sick.
ReplyDeleteIt's ironic that #18 calls Belisecondplace a vagina when he's probably never seen one.
ReplyDeleteThat said, Go Giants!!!*
*Disclaimer: I'm in no way associated with any of these people in the video, nor do I resemble the stereotypical Jersey male with slicked back hair and 7 gold chains. I do not troll through the malls eating at Sbarro's.
basement bedroom at parent's house + PC = This Crap
ReplyDelete/going back to PC in den.
Jeez, I don't know what the big deal is. Whenever I watch a football game with my friends, we all unexpectedly break out into lame song parodies. Then we to a bathhouse and get ejaculated upon by 6 strange men. Just normal guy behavior, right?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, when the Seahawks win a Super Bowl, I plan on starting a snowball fight with Hitler and Reggie White down in hell (if Roger Goodell has anything to say about it).
ReplyDeleteA face tattoo, you say?
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=T8guMii5Uuw
I like how he talks about getting everything right down to the smallest detail, then later they say he'll get the Lombardi trophy tattooed on the top of his head. Yeah, because that's where it goes.
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