Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place. Not to help the Pats fans, but because they should collect their tears. I think they cure cancer. At least they clear up anything that's bothering me.
Much thanks to TheJetsBlog.
Update: Shock of shocks! Obama didn't carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?
How DARE anyone make fun of Pats fans, after they started rooting for their football team immediately after they won their first Super Bowl, and all they've been through, being smug and self righteous. They're racist! They tattoo Patriot logos on their bald heads!! Now their the laughingstock of the sports world, and all you care about is getting revenge just because they assumed they'd win it all like 3 months ago. THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS!!!!! ALL YOU WANT IS MORE, MORE, MORE YOUTUBE CLIPS OF SOBBING PATS FANS!!! LEAVE THE PATS FANS ALONE!!!!!!
ReplyDelete/sobbing while wearing a blond wig
Well done, my friend.
ReplyDelete"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
ReplyDeleteApe, how did I know you'd comment about Obama not winning Massachussetts? -supermike4ever
ReplyDeleteThat can't be the real supermike. He doesn't read this "tardblog"
ReplyDeleteHey Ape, I think Obama lost in Mass because he's black.
ReplyDeleteUpdate: Shock of shocks! Obama didn't carry Massachusetts. Wonder why?
ReplyDeleteFucking Classic! Well played, sir.
but the Kennedy's endorsed him, why oh why wouldnt the people of Mass listen to Ted Kennedy.
ReplyDeleteSay it Frenchie, say chowdaa
The Emo Massholes?
ReplyDeleteI thought of KSK as soon as they called it for Billary. Unfortunately, "democracy" means that Tawmmy from Quinzee gets to vote with the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteI think everyone is being a little hard on Massachusetts.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they just identified with the candidate who weeps in the face of defeat . . . just like them.
Is it because he has too many freckles?
ReplyDelete18-1 !! It's like 1918, but there's absolutely no way to make it stop.
ReplyDeleteI've had it HAD IT with the constant Pats bashing. Isn't their pain for not winning their 4th championship in 7 years enough for you bastards. I'm never* reading this "tahdblog" (fackin' spell it right) again.
ReplyDelete*until tomorrow morning. I'm fucking drunk and tired.
Teddy - R'eh, C'mon Baraaak, I'll drive you over to the raaalee in Quinzeee.
ReplyDeleteBarack - Hell No, Captain Chappaquiddick.
Ahhhh....I love living in the state of Washington, where we hold our primaries so late that a candidate usually has already sewn up their nomination.
ReplyDeleteYet I'm unregistered, so I say enough of this fucking politics talk. You guys and Gregg Easterbrook can go ahead and lead well-rounded lives and have diverse opinions, while I finish stuffing gummi worms down my throat and making fun of Pats fans.
18-1! 18-1! 18-1!!!
it was the dahhhhhkies fault!
ReplyDeletewelkaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
TheJetsBlog > everyone
ReplyDeleteLEAVE TOMMY FROM QUINZEE ALONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs it because Obama's foreign relations experience is limited to the couple of times he won Risk in junior year of college?
ReplyDeleteOh... wait... it was probably because he is black.
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ReplyDeleteAny Masshole who didn't vote for Barack....watch out!!! Osi is loose and looms large (and is not afraid to use it).
ReplyDeleteGiants fans don't seem to care for Obama either - Clinton wins New Jersey.
ReplyDelete"You tink I'm votin' for some fuckin' moulie?"
Is it me or have the Pats fans almost completely disappeared?
ReplyDeleteNope, it's not just you.
ReplyDeletefuture, you don't count. At least by me you are admired, loved, and respected. Boobs.
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking christ ankiel. Stop sucking everybody's dick on here already. You don't have to keep insulting us. Some pats fans are douches. We get it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I meant the shit head, asswipe fans with no real view outside of their own little world.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to keep insulting us.
ReplyDeleteOh, we don't feel any kind of obligation. It's just really, really fun.
Well played, jammq and Ape.
ReplyDelete"I ain't votin' fah no fackin' moulie named O bamma."
@ Ape - that's cool for non-Pats fans to do. But she's a Pats fan ragging on other Pats fans? What the damn! Go eat another fucking twinkie, ankiel.
ReplyDeleteI think pavan came up with the idea of putting paper on the windows. Someone please call Whine one one.
ReplyDeleteI like how the cops forbade the news cameras from entering any bars after the loss, way to conceal your shame.
God I am awesome at getting to things late.
ReplyDelete"Some pats fans are douches."
ReplyDelete...as further evidenced by your post.
I guess it'd be pretty inconvenient for you guys to note that the governor of Massachusetts is black, and that he beat a white, Irish, establishment candidate in the primary to get there (not that he was able to help Obama too much).
ReplyDelete@pavan, in the off-chance that you check this thread: I completely get why you're disagreeing with my position. Still, I reserve my right to voice the fact that I am fed up with Boston sports culture right now.
ReplyDelete/eats Twinkie
I like the simple and understated
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"Some grown men were crying, which is understandable . . . "
ReplyDeleteYeah, if you're a spoiled tiny-cocked wuss, I suppose it's understandable.