Wednesday, June 20, 2007

When it's this slow, it's probably not a good idea to send us a picture of yourself in drag

Submissions continue to roll in from hopeful KSK readers wanting to take the final spot in our super-stud fantasy football league. Most of the applications have been entertaining, a few have been wildly perplexing and some, well, some are just plain terrifying. See for yourself...

"Thats right, Not only am I man enough to kick your ass' at
pretend football, Im prettier then your wives."

We certainly admire this guy's, um.... anyway dude, thanks for reading. Remember, regardless of your choice of lifestyle, you have until June 30 to tell us why we should pick you.

Thanks for entertaining US for a change, you lazy fucking slackers.




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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:13 AM, June 20, 2007

    So nude pictures of Jerome Bettis are a bad idea?

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  2. BeaverFever11:15 AM, June 20, 2007

    i puked in my mouth a little bit.

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  3. Dave11:19 AM, June 20, 2007

    the black bars always make the picture seem so much dirtier.

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  4. My Insignificant Life11:20 AM, June 20, 2007

    I am now legally blind.

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  5. Otto Man11:20 AM, June 20, 2007

    Yeesh. You should have put the black bar over our eyes for that one.

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  6. Smello11:21 AM, June 20, 2007

    Those are some seriously slutty shoes.

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  7. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)11:31 AM, June 20, 2007

    Did you guys get the pics of Donovan Mcnabb's mom naked I sent in?

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  8. K-Rock11:34 AM, June 20, 2007

    i think that is a picture of phil mickelson based on the size of the cans

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  9. MCBias11:40 AM, June 20, 2007

    By the whiteness of the arms and the Cardinal-red heels, it's clearly Will Leitch, trying to have another team in the league. That wig was an inspired choice, I'll give him that.

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  10. Bloof11:43 AM, June 20, 2007

    I'd hit it.

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  11. pmk311:45 AM, June 20, 2007

    that picture looks like the she-man from the movie "Baseketball". You know, the she-man who hits on the little bitch throughout the movie.

    Tell me I'm not the only person who has seen this modern cinema classic.

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  12. Wormfather11:53 AM, June 20, 2007

    Not a good pic to see on the heels of my last comment in the last thread.

    The good news is it looks like I'll be able to hold out on lunch until 1.

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  13. BeaverFever11:56 AM, June 20, 2007

    o.k., 3 of the last 4 pics that have accompanied the post have been very gay. the vilage people, gay band from england the bros. , and now a dude in drag. wtf ? can we hetero it up a little bit around here. maybe a cheerleader pic ?

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  14. MyBoysAreMyLife12:18 PM, June 20, 2007

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  15. MyBoysAreMyLife12:18 PM, June 20, 2007

    That looks like Eddie Murphy's transvestite hooker in some serious "fuck me" pumps.

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  16. Unknown12:38 PM, June 20, 2007

    Oh no, Dad. NO!

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  17. Hercules Rockefeller12:43 PM, June 20, 2007

    +1 to Bloof for that entry. Good stuff man.

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  18. gone12:44 PM, June 20, 2007

    That oddly enough looks just a like a woman I know....


    *shudder*

    PS: wtf is with these long word verif lately?!?!?

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  19. BeaverFever12:46 PM, June 20, 2007

    can anyone verify if that is a duff man figurine on that guy's desk near his monitor ?

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  20. Slash1:04 PM, June 20, 2007

    I kinda like the shoes. They are seriously slutty, but that appears to be what he's going for. And he is a kinda good-looking tranny. I've seen far uglier women, from head to toe.

    If I had a vote, he'd get mine. That other shit you linked to is fucked up. And not in a good way. I think one of those was supposed to be in the "design the 9/11 mausoleum" contest.

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  21. BeaverFever1:06 PM, June 20, 2007

    there is no such thing as a good looking tranny.

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  22. Bloof1:20 PM, June 20, 2007

    I give this mystery tranny a -99.

    Maxwell Klinger was not a badass, he was a chickenshit that wanted to go home.

    So go home.

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  23. josh1:26 PM, June 20, 2007

    yes! the wildly perplexing one is mine!

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  24. SallyPierre1:52 PM, June 20, 2007

    fat fingers but s/he has a nice left knee.

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  25. Brian2:14 PM, June 20, 2007

    Are LA Times columnists eligible?

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  26. Unknown2:20 PM, June 20, 2007

    Nice mary jane's.
    I wonder if his/her partner where's them?

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