Sunday, February 4, 2007

Halftime: Juuuuust A Bit Outside


Colts lead 16-14 at the half.

We could use a laser toward Saturn right about now.

Update from DC: Drew wants everyone to know that "Prince fucking ruled!" Seriously, he's still sporting a bulge.

44 comments:

  1. Gotta keep yo eye on yo luggage!!!!

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  2. hey shannon, Rex is 6-8. he's really playing horrible. 1-5 on third down isn't on him.

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  3. nice foo fighters cover Prince

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  4. waiting for prince to cum on the stage

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  5. Would have preferred a yet Christina Aguilera, but it was the best one I can remember

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  6. Within 5 seconds of checking out the Puppy Bowl, I saw a fight break out.

    Super Bowl needs to raise the stakes here.

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  7. When I hear a Jimi Hendrix song, I always think, "You know what could make this better? If it turned into a Foo Fighters cover. Also, Prince should sing it."

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  8. Umm, Drew, Prince was a fucking god. And here's my prediction: Uhrlacher will kill someone (Dallas Clark?) and Rextasy will have multiple throwgasms this quarter.

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  9. So Dungy wastes a time out in the second half of a dead-heat Super Bowl to challenge 12 men on the field.

    I can see why he's friends with the Herminator.

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  10. Did Rexy just get nailed to the floor twice? Look's like payback's a bitch. All the Colts D-linemen are pissed about their wives' new preference for the Chicago cock.

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  11. Bears defense getting hit hard, long, without mercy.

    Much like a Sex Cannon conquest.

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  12. Umm, anybody know what the biggest Super Bowl lead ever lost was? Because it would be kinda funny if the Colts scored here, then end up losing the game and having the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history happen against them.

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  13. I keep making sex cannon references and i'm drawing blank stares...i feel like michael richards doing stand up...argh

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  14. Commercials better pick up in the 4th.

    Why do they make the Word Verification easier to read or actually a word.

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  15. hmm, K-Dirt slightly resembled Deion with that fur on

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  16. Does anyone else think that Jeff Hostetler should come in and replace Phil Simms now? I think this should happen, not just because Simms is sucking it like Couric has in these ads, but also because it would be funny as shit.

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  17. I've been flipping to the puppy bowl and have found it more entertaining. Every thing about the game so far has been bleh

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  18. Panic and throw it every down should be the plan

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  19. "You don't panic here, and just throw it every down" -- Phil Simms

    "I'm just gonna throw it every down. Don't Panic" -- Rex Grossman

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  20. the boxer and the non-french bulldog have been tearing it up. what is up with the lab digging all the water out of the bowl? trying to get to the camera

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  21. you are telling me that this is the best referee in the NFL? English eludes him.

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  22. Love when they crap on the field and the referee has to come get it before another dog eats it.

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  23. i'm calling it: sex cannon flaccid 9:39 Feb. 4th

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  24. Meanwhile, I'd give lots of money to see Kyle Orton warming up on the sideline right now. Manning calls a timeout, so each team has one left. Which means this last nine minutes might go mercifully quickly.-from Will Leitch on CBSsportsline.

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  25. Give the MVP to an O-lineman who didn't false start - Jeff Saturday

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  26. Damn, this is just sad!

    How much did daddy Archie have to pay to get the ring for his kid?

    Also, I'm a bit confused here. The Dolts get a break, then they end up having to settle for a field goal?

    Has anybody got a count on Manning touchdowns? I lost count at 1.

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  27. Colts MVP?






    Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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  28. Last two Super Bowls have been painful to watch

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  29. There is no joy in Mudville.

    The mighty Sex Cannon has been shut out.

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  30. Grossman should get MVP. He sealed the win for the Colts.

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  31. Anyone agree these have been the worst SB commercials ever?

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  32. A KSK lurker, can't help but post.

    I think the Sex Cannon will still do all right tonight. Nothing like pity sex after losing the Super Bowl.

    Someone should tell my stupid neighbors that the Bears lost, they probably shouldn't be in the -5 degrees shooting off fireworks.

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  33. "doing it the lord's way? "... i think im gonna be sick

    (*Peyton MVP*)

    *Puke*

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  34. I fucking hate Peyton and coaches who thank Jesus. *bombed by NSA* ... and my name is Falco!

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  35. Rextasy is Jesus now? I mean, Dungy thanked him for the SB, he's gotta be.

    And yes, Prince indeed fucking ruled.

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  36. Well, Rexy and the boys cost me mucho dinero. Que lastima!

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  37. I got drunk,stoned,won a few bets and got to see Prince sing Purple Rain in the rain..it was a good day all around for moi.

    Sadly, no wardrobe malfunctions for the religious right to bitch about tomorrow, although I did wonder if any of Prince's dancers were gonna land on their ass in the rain.

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  38. did I hear Dungy correctly? Did he say they weren't only the first black coaches in the SB, but also the first Christian coaches? That can't be right, can it? Every Super Bowl coach up until now has been a Scientologist or Satanist or something?

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