This is the gayest thing I've ever seen on network television (and that includes Grey's Anatomy) .
Quoth Drew: It's like a French abortion.
My take is more sinister. I'm convinced that Roger Goodell is actively trying to ruin my life.
We'll be back throughout the pregame/game/halftime ceremony with our thoughts. Join us in the comments.
Re: Marlee Matlin signing the national anthem
Drew: Write that down so we can make a deaf joke later.
It's good to be amongst friends.
Nice work by Joel on that anthem, short and sweet. Sure am glad I didn't bet on that fucker.
Patrick Manley has a manly mustache. Who the fuck is Patrick Manley?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DEVIN HESTER FOR PRESIDENT!
I hope this doesn't play out like the Florida/Ohio State game. I'm just glad I didn't go out for that cig.
Nice toss Peyton
DREW at 6:37: REX IS FUCKING GOING DEEP.
I would have took the under. Let the cannonizing commence.
ReplyDeleteMust see Norbit more times than i see the commercial
Anyone else notice how everybody else had family and Marvin Harrison was represented by his 7th grade Geometry teacher?
ReplyDeleteHow big of a loser are you when you don't even have family to represent you for a Super Bowl ad? Poor Harrison. Nobody likes you.
1st play after the kick: Deep to Berrian.
ReplyDeleteLaces out Marino!
Hmm imagine that
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to wait for our Sex Cannon fix.
ReplyDeleteanimated animals suck like katie couric
ReplyDeletegloria estefan should have taken her shirt off. show a little spinal scar, talk about that time her and left-eye from TLC were running drugs off the cliff [burton]
ReplyDeleteBooger McFarland is actually Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.
ReplyDeletethis is, in fact, the last game of the season.
ReplyDeleteFucking Nantz...Peyton missed a day of practice earlier THIS YEAR.
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck. Wayne just scored.
Did Manning just have a throwgasm?
ReplyDeleteWaynehead wide open, wow blown coverage anyone?
ReplyDeleteEschew.
ReplyDeleteOh, shit, ......Oh yes!
ReplyDeleteThat's how Rexy does it in the sexy business!
ReplyDeleteSex Cannon-1 Peyton- Horsehead
ReplyDeleteRex's touchdown pass gave me butterflies!
ReplyDeleteCarlos (fka Ned) Mencia just ruined my Super Bowl. His stupid commericial has actually been the best one so far. My brain is bleeding.
ReplyDeleteWhat, you didn't enjoy the homo-erotic Snickers commercial? Seriously, are they trying to make football a gay sport?
ReplyDeleteDeaf joke? How about HOT deaf bitch joke?
ReplyDeleteCedric Benson injures his own teammate.
ReplyDeleteMalcontent.
Can someone say, 98 yard touchdown pass to Berrian?
ReplyDeleteNot quite Eric.....
ReplyDelete31-21 Da Bears. Rextasy shatters at least 6 hips during the course of the game, and tells Jim Nantz off as he accepts the Lombardi. Berrian has two touches, Rex rushes for one. Hester gets a kick-off. Gould ends the half with FG. Michael Irvin gets caught with a kilo of blow, voiding his election to the HOF.
11:58 AM, February 04, 2007
fenwayf, that's a vice city spoof.
ReplyDeletemcfad: i'll go merriman and irvin caught in a hotel pulling the mantrain
If the Coke guys were trippin' balls, I'm really curious as to what in Sam Hell the Garmin people were doing.
ReplyDeleteNothing like fat people getting horny over Doritos.
ReplyDeleteWait...The coaches are black?
ReplyDeletei never touch a dorito or a register 6 ever. again.
ReplyDeleteThe cliff really made the first commerical last commericalof that break. Office workers being bagged and netted for a training seminar...ehh.
ReplyDeleteBut then the ones who escape plummeting to their deaths for no apparent reason? I can dig it.
How to get a man by Sarah Spain
ReplyDelete1. Have a giant rack.
2. Display rack at every possible moment.
And there you have it.
Bad comment box! Bad!
ReplyDeleteThe cliff really made the first commerical of that break. Office workers being bagged and netted for a training seminar...ehh.
But then the ones who escape plummeting to their deaths for no apparent reason? I can dig it.
Need to let Rex Unleash the dragon
ReplyDeleteNice shot of an emotionless Benson sitting on a bench in the rain - cold, hooded and alone. It's like seeing into the future. What you can't see yet is the sign asking for money and me throwing a milkshake on him.
ReplyDeleteIf eric's guess is correct, I suggest a spanking.
ReplyDeleteThat can't fail a movie with tim allen, martin lawrence and travolta. Question how did they get Macy to sign on?
ReplyDeleteTim Allen, John Travolta, and Martin Lawrence ride motorcycles together.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can see that one.
jim nantz: "[strike]marcia, marcia, marcia[/strike]peyton peyton peyton"
ReplyDeleteOkay, now it's time to see someone unleash the Dragon.
ReplyDeleteWell, this half time show should fit the whole gay theme they've got going for them so far.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tom Brady is giggling to himself right now.
ReplyDeleteVanderjagt would have hit that.
ReplyDeleteNow time to catch some of the Puppy Bowl.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting on bulldog railing a poodle
SHIBBA SHABBA!! FLIPPA DADDA BADDADOOBA. HABBA KNABBA SIPPAH SLIMMA!
ReplyDelete20:1 says prince's nipple slips out in the rain
ReplyDeletePrince: "Are you ready to get nuts tonight?"
ReplyDeletePeyton: "Yes"
What the fuck is on stage dancing with Prince? I may be a little drunk, but it looks like two yeti's and a black pillsbury doughboy.
ReplyDeletethe glow in the dark bandies look like neon sperm dancing around.
ReplyDeleteShockingly, Prince's halftime show managed to be less weird than the pregame show.
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