On CBS's pre-game show, Leslie Visser interviewed Rex Grossman. As soon as she was done, Rex ran off...and past an interviewer who I'm pretty sure was Rachel Nichols. I believe he said something when he went by, too. Really, someone with Tivo take a look at this if you want.
Rachel Nichols said on Sunday NFL Countdown that she had spent time with the Cannon in the film room, where he had a burrito, Coldplay on his iPod, and three playbooks. She didn't add "and his dick in my mouth" but then again she didn't have to.
Also, I think I'm now rooting for a Patriots-Bears Super Bowl, as I can only imagine the recently single Dreamboat and the Sex Cannon terrorizing the surgically rejuvenated vaginas of South Beach.
At 9:40pm CST on ESPN News, right in the middle of Rachel Nichols's piece on Rex Grossman, Comcast in Chicago cut away to a hot tub ad...let the ad finish...and then cut right back in for Nichols's closing remarks. Coincidence?
Spewing sex cannon here in Cbus, Ohio. Pulling for the cadillac of cumslingers to take the squad all the way, culminating in an orgasm of Lombardiness.
Rachel Nichols: I'm fuckin' cummin on that little half polish, half shylock nose of yours bitch, I'm fucking gonna blast bitches eyes out in afghanistan with this power shot of cum.
He'll make 'em bloody tonight with his finger and manhood.
ReplyDeleteI offer up my sister to the Sex Cannon, as a show of thanks. Next week, he can have my girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteOn CBS's pre-game show, Leslie Visser interviewed Rex Grossman. As soon as she was done, Rex ran off...and past an interviewer who I'm pretty sure was Rachel Nichols. I believe he said something when he went by, too. Really, someone with Tivo take a look at this if you want.
ReplyDeleteHe still has small hands. I'm not impressed. GEAUX SAINTS!
ReplyDeleteI only hope the Sex Cannon has enough energy to beat the Saints next week.
ReplyDeleteThe Sex Cannon is bringing man missles and Mardi Gras beads next week.
ReplyDeleteGO SAI... fuck it, I don't care.
"Who's fucking tonight?"
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was hoping it'd be me.
MWCB-I think it's pretty obvious what the Sex Cannon said to Nichols. "Tonight. You."
ReplyDeleteSexy was just on the local Fox newsroom affiliate with a babe on each arm.
ReplyDeleteWhen they came back from commericial there were no chicks, but the desk in front of Rexy was having serious turbulence.
Bring on the Aints!!!!
Rachel Nichols said on Sunday NFL Countdown that she had spent time with the Cannon in the film room, where he had a burrito, Coldplay on his iPod, and three playbooks. She didn't add "and his dick in my mouth" but then again she didn't have to.
ReplyDeleteThe cum has been slung.
I had no interest in the winner of this game, but I found myself pulling for the Bears just so we could have a Rextasy victory post.
ReplyDeleteI'm 4.5 hours away, but I think even I caught a little spray from the Sex Cannon.
ReplyDeleteRachel Nichols is going to wake up in a bathtub full of Rex juice.
ReplyDeleteIf the post-season has taught me anything, it's that parity is good for kicker's agents.
ReplyDeleteRachel Nichols, 1000 degrees, you'll be on your knees, and you'll be burning beggin' please...
ReplyDeleteSex Cannon firing on all cylinders!!!
Can you believe that the fuckin' Chargers are choking one off right now??? I fuckin' hate Brady!!!
Rexy's next target: the blonde with the "FUCK DA EAGLES" shirt.
ReplyDeleteRex Cannon: "Hm. 'FUCK DA BEARS'? Want some beads, babe? Or how about 'FUCK REX'? I'm up for that shit!"
Also, I think I'm now rooting for a Patriots-Bears Super Bowl, as I can only imagine the recently single Dreamboat and the Sex Cannon terrorizing the surgically rejuvenated vaginas of South Beach.
ReplyDeleteAt 9:40pm CST on ESPN News, right in the middle of Rachel Nichols's piece on Rex Grossman, Comcast in Chicago cut away to a hot tub ad...let the ad finish...and then cut right back in for Nichols's closing remarks. Coincidence?
ReplyDeleteTonight while watching The Final Word (a Sunday night sports show on Fox here in Chicago) Grossman was in studio.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked about the cut he got on his finger, his response was priceless. Keep in mind, Rex is married.
"It's just my ring finger, I don't use it much."
The Sex Cannon spews forth the truth.
too bad the next game isn't in new orleans because that's definitely what the city needs. a nice, good overdose of rextasy...
ReplyDeleteThe Sex Cannon gonna drown all y'all bitches in victory gravy.
ReplyDeleteSpewing sex cannon here in Cbus, Ohio. Pulling for the cadillac of cumslingers to take the squad all the way, culminating in an orgasm of Lombardiness.
ReplyDeleteRachel Nichols: I'm fuckin' cummin on that little half polish, half shylock nose of yours bitch, I'm fucking gonna blast bitches eyes out in afghanistan with this power shot of cum.